life sexpectancy

The amount of sex or the number of partners one anticipates that one will have had over the course of a lifetime, according to one's traits, social position, or some other determining factor.

The life sexpectancy of a relatively attractive upper-middle-class woman has risen over the past few years.

life sexpectancy by lipstickandroid July 25, 2011

life-clown 

When one has previously been the "class-clown" who, in later life, still maintains the same essential attitude. That being to laugh and joke about anything and everything.

That guy keeps joking whenever his boss is trying to make serious decisions and policy. He's such a freakin' life-clown!

That life-clown won't take anything serious!

That guy makes a joke about everything, he's such a life-clown.

life-clown by Gerardb63 April 13, 2013

Life is not a pony farm 

It derives from the German "Das Leben ist kein Ponyhof" - A pony farm in Germany is the place little girls here like best. It means life isn't always a sheltered place. Like "life isn't always fair - accept it".

Duuuh... can't you stop wailing? Life is not a pony farm, you know? Live with it!

Life is not a pony farm by Brittalein January 26, 2017

Life.exe

A file that is completely missing Gamer Brain, Which causes their life to get consumed by games, symptoms that indicate you haven't installed Life.exe include: Lack of Time, Scolding from parents, Bad Grades, Lack of social interest, lack of social interaction, Lack of relationships, Eye irritation, Neck pain and a few other symptoms. Life.exe is essential to avoid getting you're life consumed by a game.

Josh: Man, I got bad grades this semester, my dad sold my PS4and my girlfriend left me..
Brian: Well, If you installed Life.exe this wouldn't have happened

Life.exe by Fartlord22 March 12, 2017

Life points 

Life points are usually used in games to worry the shit out of you when you only have 1 left (this is if you don't regenerate in the game)
Ps. Regeneration is literally impossible so don't go cutting yourself unless it's on your wrists and down

Life points
Me: ohhhhhh shit I'm screwed because I have 1 life point left and I haven't seen a life pot in about 3 fucking hours
Friend: Lol
Me: shut the fu * dies on game * fuuuuuuuuuuuck sake!
Friend:lol
*stab*
Me: that should do the trick
Friend: l-l-lol *coughs up blood and dies*

Life points by J4V3 July 12, 2017

life of boris

The slav king,a slavic youtuber that shows us the livestyle of a true slave

Life of boris,stay cheeki breeki

life of boris by SomeGuyOnTheInternet..... August 5, 2017

Life of Rambo

As in the movie Rambo. A person who lives day by Day is living the Life of Rambo.

Sgt Bailey: “How are you gonna make it on the outside John?”

John: “Day by Day.”

Sgt Bailey: “you can’t go on living the life of Rambo! You gotta get laid sometime!”

Life of Rambo by T_rump_supporter June 25, 2018