Life.exe
A.K.A World of Warcraft, because of its unscrupulous ability to have you addicted to the point of consuming a large or even complete entity of your life.
Rob: Why haven't you posted those reports I issued to you?
John: Oh sorry, I just got a little sidetracked.
Rob: Life.exe again?
John: Unfortunately yes.
John: Oh sorry, I just got a little sidetracked.
Rob: Life.exe again?
John: Unfortunately yes.
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