Junk Fuck

A person who rides around in an old beat up pick up truck looking through peoples trash for metal scrap to take to the junkyard to exchange for cash.

Junk Fuck: "You got major electrical problems, dude"

Ken: "Who was that guy?":

Brian: "Oh, some Junk Fuck"

by Superood February 18, 2023

Junkies

And there are plenty of rich junkies dawg. Are you kinding me? Nikki sixx? Russell brand (not any more but still)? Everyone on Epstien's list? Joe biden's son? You're perfectly fine with people spending their money on impulsive pleasure! You're not doing anything to stop ANY them from indulging in their impulsive pleasures. You're paying to feed their addiction every time you buy a ticket or vote for Biden (not that you would vote for Biden). Like the redistribution of wealth, the spending of money on impulsive pleasure is already happening. You dare use my own spells against me Potter? Did you think that would stump me? So what makes Russel so special? He's one of the special golden chosen people! He SHOULD have all of the money because he deserves it more. *Insert existential superiority claim here* He can... read the things I write... Like... Real good dawg... So he can do all the drugs he wants... And then use his money to go to a place to get off the drugs... and then live off the money forever... and generate wealth with his likeness...

Hym "Saying we can't give poor people money because they will spend it on drugs and become junkies is like saying we can't let anybody go to a Motely Crew concert because they are going to spend the money on drugs. Ridiculous. The position of redistributing money is may simplistic but your position is ridiculous.'

by Hym Iam February 27, 2023

Junkies

New trier kids who think vaping is cool

person 1: “WOWZERS, I JUST TRIED MY FIRST HIT IN THE BATHROOM AND IM BUZZING!!!!!!
Person 2: “Jesus those kids are fucking junkies

by Holiday_Choco March 6, 2023

Junkahunkler

Professional rizzler who has ultimate rizz and gets all the chicks

Sheila: "He's such a Junkahunkler, he can pee in me anytime 😍😍"
Jonathan: "What the fuck is wrong with you"

by epicgamer40000 March 31, 2023

Junk Post

Social media posts that have no specific purpose or relevance. Basically the junk mail of social media.

I made a second account for my junk posts so they won’t hurt my main account’s views and likes.

by FreeloaderLoser April 23, 2023

Junkankle

It hasn't quite healed up. the ankle I mean. It's a messed up ankle that isn't bad enough to visit a hospital over but doesn't seem to be healing either.

Are you going to work? You need to get up.

Sorry, the junkankle's been acting up.

by flexydevil May 8, 2023

junkajunk

like my girl, or smth like idk but my girl

“That’s my lil junkajunk or wtv”

by anonymous May 10, 2023