Holiday_Choco's definitions

Junkies

New trier kids who think vaping is cool

person 1: “WOWZERS, I JUST TRIED MY FIRST HIT IN THE BATHROOM AND IM BUZZING!!!!!!
Person 2: “Jesus those kids are fucking junkies

by Holiday_Choco March 6, 2023

Goyim

A Yiddish word that literally just means non Jews. However some snowflakes have taken offense to being called that.

Person 1: get out of here you fuckin goyim!
Person 2: AHHHH YOU CANT CALL ME THAT IM TELLING

by Holiday_Choco March 6, 2023

Virtual boy

A failed Nintendo console that everyone drags on, Putting Flaws aside like the headaches and small game library, its actually pretty good with worthwhile games on it.

Person 1: the virtual boy was the worst console ever!
Person 2: god you are such a sheep. Form your own opinions

by Holiday_Choco March 6, 2023

R/dankmemes

The source of the most unfunny garbage imaginable where Normandys use outdated templates and still think big chungus is funny.

Person 1: WOW! This subreddit r/dankmemes is sure funny! Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger *tips fedora*
Person 2: grow up you sad sack of shit

by Holiday_Choco March 6, 2023

Chronically online

Twitter Andy’s that get triggered by anything. They spend their days inside with no outside contact. They go on r/lsf and get invested in meaningless internet drama that no one will care about in a week. They are parasocial as well.

Person 1: omg! I dug up a tweet that *celebrity* said 14 years ago about how Mexicans like tequila! We have to cancel him! twitter, do your thing!
Person 2: holy shit get a life you chronically online cuck

by Holiday_Choco March 6, 2023

Summer vs Fall

A timeless debate that people have argued about for decades. It’s a close call but no side has risen supprime just yet…

Person 1: dude summer is the best season, BBQs, the beach, and Fourth of July! It cant be topped!

Person 2: your’e so retarded! fall is way better! Thanksgiving, Halloween, carving pumpkins, raking leaves!
Person 3: i like spring

Person 1 and 2: shut the fuck up were arguing about summer vs fall!

by Holiday_Choco March 6, 2023

real

when you need to convey your loneliness in a single word

person 1: hey i justed watched taxi driver last night, its super relatable
person 2: real.

by Holiday_Choco January 17, 2023