JDunk 

A person who enjoys driving like a pro at any speed under 115 miles per hour. See also hater of FWD or RWD or 1995 Subaru Legacy L.

Guy driving a neon. - "That guy better watch out in that snow he might crash like that EVO over there just did."

Guy who knows Jon - "It's cool that kids a total JDunk out there just watch that Subie go!"

JDunk by '05 Legacy GT January 7, 2010

junkface 

A marketing ploy by Neutrogena that seeks to create a demand for a product we don't need on the premise that what we've been doing is wrong. Specifically, that we should segregate our bathing products. Junkface is in fact a myth, one more product created by our shitty consumerist society to convince us that we are inadequate.

"Maybe I'll finally be happy if I buy into the idea that junkface is actually a thing I should be concerned about."

"I just realized the reason I hate myself is because I have junkface. Thanks Neutrogena!"

junkface by lewdmaterials July 26, 2014

junklock 

the condition in which a person experiences a temporary inability to remember or process information in a reasonable amount of time.

Man 1 - " What time do I need to pick you up at the airport ?"
Man 2 - " ... What ? "
Man 1 - " What time do I need to PICK YOU UP ?"
Man 2 - (delayed response) " Sorry man . I've got junklock bad today."

junklock by Billy Shea March 26, 2020

Junk Folder 

A woman's vagina. Where men want to put their "junk".

When she told me she was wearing matching bra and panties I knew I was going to be filling her Junk Folder.

Junk Folder by Boozecoma December 16, 2014

Tabloid Junkie 

Someone who believes anything from the Tabloids, even believing the stupidest of rumors without any proof. People like this usually have a low IQ, and can't think for themselves.

Just because you read it in a magazine
Or see it on the TV screen
Don't make it factual
- Michael Jackson, Tabloid Junkie

Tabloid Junkie by R.P.O'ed December 17, 2008

Sugar Junkie 

A person who have a SERIOUS sugar addiction.

Sugar junkies are commonly found among computer geeks,couch potatoes,and fat people,but anyone can become a slave under the sweet goodness of sugar.

"I tried to give up sugar compleatly last week,i ended up shaking on the sofa,to weak to move,and with tears rolling down my cheeks.Im such a sugar junkie!Is there some kind of rehab for sugar addictions?"

Sugar Junkie by electrogiirl October 24, 2008

Junk Dip 

Also known as a JD. When you go to drop a deuce in a toilet with a high water level, and your nut sack takes an unexpected dip in the water. More likely to happen when it's warm outside.

Yo Mike! Did a Junk Dip this morning. Scared the crap out of me.

Junk Dip by Badeederdoo April 3, 2010