Alabama Ham Scam

A situation where you offer to treat a friend to a meal at a restaurant, and they proceed to order one of everything off the menu.

John ran an Alabama Ham Scam on me this morning at Denny's, guess he figured he was in the right cuz he brought the beer over last night.

by 73baby September 11, 2009

Going Ham

To exhibit an extraordinary increase in skill or strength, usually for a short period of time in a sport or competition. It is most often used when discussing multiplayer videogames, when a person racks up a large amount of frags, kills, or points of some kind in a short period of time.

"Juan was down by over a hundred points, but now he is going ham and he's about to win"

by Borg47 April 12, 2016

breakfast ham-bone

A breakfast ham-bone is a raging boner that your roomie has that many guys like to suck on.

I often have a breakfast ham-bone first thing in the morning!

by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021

Green Eggs and Ham

When you diarrhea your pants and cover your own balls with feces.

Jeff went camping this weekend and unfortunately had green eggs and ham on his hike.

by Ajay & Elliot August 30, 2010

Celebration Ham

an absolutely mouth watering Ham that comes from Spider Pigs Left flanks. Drenched in gravy and covered in Honey Glaze.

Dude, Did you get the Celebration Ham?

Yah, i TOtally did. but spider pig bit off my foot in the process.

by WootAtheists February 25, 2009

Aidan Ham

The most amazing good looking girl ever. People might not get her sometimes but there's definitely something special about her. she might even be classified under "god" someday. "She's the one who can save our world" is what they are going to say about Aidan Ham one day

Aidan Ham

by Shortbread. February 4, 2010

mary ham

The reporter that killed Poppy Gloria.

OMG, Mary Ham killed Poppy Gloria! Pewds, help! Oh nooooooooooooooo!

by tseriesbad June 4, 2019