And the Bus Driver Stood Up and Started Clapping

The phrase that originally came from poland. It is supposed to signalise disbelief in someone's story that supposedly happened in real life.

-So yesterday, I was with my niece at the shopping mall. There was a woman screaming at the cashier. Then, my niece walked to her and gently asked her to calm down!
-Yeah, and the bus driver stood up and started clapping.

by FIRC August 11, 2014

nuke the blunt

When after you roll a blunt that is too wet and don't want to use a bic lighter to dry it, you decide to place the blunt in the microwave for 15 seconds to dry it out.

Stoner Joe: "Naw, my blunt was wet one time so I nuke the blunt for acouple seconds and it was crispier then anything I could do with a bic."

Mary Jane: "Why would you smoke a crispy blunt?"

Stoner Joe: "I decided it would be faster to dry it with a microwave then dry it with my lighter, plus now I don't waste lighter fluid."

by 420Chase January 20, 2017

Bite the bullet

To force yourself to do something unpleasant or difficult, or to be brave in a difficult situation.

I hate going to the dentist, but I'll just have to bite the bullet.

by SaraVidalM June 12, 2018

on the babies

A phrase often used to affirm or agree to something, or guarantee it'll happen. On the 'babies', as in, on your children, or all children in general. Similar to 'on god', or, 'on my mama'.

Carter: Hey Sam, did you like the new Rocky movie?
Sam: ON THE BABIES, that shit was fly as fuck.

by cbomwhitemystery December 31, 2018

Bran the Broken

The winner of Game of Thrones

All hail His Grace, Bran the Broken, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Six Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 May 19, 2019

hide the baguette

A euphemism for sex, with a French flair, from a male perspective.

And how about a little game of hide the baguette later on, mon cherie?

by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020

blitzed on the bird

a term that describes the state you get into when you're on a long transcontinental flight and the airline stewardesses provide alcoholic beverages. Getting blitzed while you're flying several thousand feet high is a unique, strange experience that's much different from getting plastered on the ground.

Me and Del were on a flight to Seattle and we got blitzed on the bird.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2008