Stonewall Jackson

to be so uncomfortable, your buttcheeks clench together so tight, that not even a crowbar can loosen them.

When Tina started to talk about her blue waffle, i pulled a stonewall jackson

by Dr. Dental May 18, 2010

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nasty jackson

Name for a woman who has too many children too young or by too many men.

Derrived from Shar Jackson's character, "Niecy Jackson" from "Moesha" (1996).

Shar has two children with her ex-boyfriend Kevin Federline, a daughter (b. 31 July 2002) and a son,(b. July 20, 2004).

She has 2 older children: born September 1995 and January 1991.

Her two youngest children, Kori and Kaleb now have Britney Spears as a step-mother when their father, Kevin Federline married Spears in September 2004.

"Watch out, she's going to pull a Nasty Jackson on your ass. . . have you taking care of other men's babies. . . ."

by Dirty McPhee February 1, 2007

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Samuel L. Jackson

The coolest black man in the music industry.

Sam: Describe what he looks like!

Man: Hes black...Bald--

Sam: Does he look like a bitch?

Man: What?!

Sam: DOES...HE...LOOK..LIKE...A BITCH?!

Man: NO!

by James Lowe December 17, 2004

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Jackson Hole

When a man has sex with another man's nostril. Requires lots of lube and will be painful for both.

Yo I Jackson Holed this guy I met in the club last night. Washing the blood and snot off my cock wasn't fun.

by Le Music Mage December 18, 2009

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Jackson

Chach who constantly says swag and never seems to know where he's going. Usually Feminist.

See that guy over there? He's such a Jackson.

by texasgal12 March 23, 2016

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Taylor Jackson

A girl that works multiple street corners around The Woodlands, Texas. Tends to be tall and may blend in with the many surrounding trees. May be seen in high waisted male under wear.

Guy 1: Hey look at that hot tall girl and her hot ass friend!!

Guy 2: Nah man, not Taylor Jackson. Her friend is pretty hot though.

by ilovepullinganallie April 4, 2009

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