Chinese Cape

When and individual stretches their ballsack out and wrap it around the shaft of their penis, leaving the head exposed at the top.

I met my wife by walking up to her at a bar lifting my shirt and showing her my Chinese cape.

by Johnpringle December 1, 2023

Chinese Jetski

When your pee in someone's butt

I just Chinese Jetskied Nikki and she loved it!

by Motivated2live September 17, 2015

Chinese

An adjective to describe an unorthodox way to do something
(Often used in skateboarding to describe modified tricks)

I like the way that skateboarder does that Chinese Nollie

by CoachFrank September 30, 2025

Chinese Penis Torture

Chinese Penis Torture is the act of repeatedly slapping your erect penis across ones forehead.

1) Hey Daddy, how bout' you gimme some Chinese Penis Torture?
2) Could you give a facial and some Chinese Penis Torture?
3) Daddy I love that Chinese Penis Torture! *Moans*

by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! October 15, 2022

Chinese Humour

An unfunny Video that's Came from China or Asia and filled with with background Laughs which makes it Cringe .

Dude 1: That video is not funny at all,why there are Background laughs ??
Dude 2: "Chinese Humour"

by KKKisshortformofmyrealname December 10, 2019

Chinese Picnic

An ulterior motive carried out in a very friendly, kind, or caring manner, and one that is never revealed.

Are you sure we're only going to REI to return your hiking shoes? You're not taking me on a Chinese picnic to buy a new tent are you?!

by On the plod October 10, 2017

Chinese flicker goon

James is a sigma gooner

James Chinese flicker goon.

by Chinese flicker goon January 15, 2025