The Chinese Lawnmower

The Chinese Lawnmower is a sexual tease in which the female lays flat on her back. The male then faces her as he places his hands above her head and extends into a pushup position. He then procedes to spin his dick in a lawnmower motion and slaps the female in the face. This manouver is successfully completed if the nose gets trimmed off.

I was going hard on this chick and she told me that she wanted plastic surgury on her nose, so I gave her The Chinese Lawnmower.

by somethingthatyouwillremember November 30, 2013

nigga chinese dip

when the ching chong nigga eats you cat in a pizza bun

god damn ping pong hui lei nigga chinese dip

by obama_prism November 5, 2019

old chinese dude

a man of oriental background with a white beard, one suspicous looking eye and a cane that looks like it was bend several times and still supports his weight. they are also known to have a mastery in fung-fu and most importantly; they know the secrets of the universe.

Frank met an old chinese dude today and he was never seen again.

I threw a can at this guy and yelled at him...little did i know that he was an old chinese man...the can still resides in my rectum.

by one who knows too little December 17, 2004

malaysian chinese

Malaysian Chinese are not the greatest race in the world.. the japanese are(but certainly the best in Malaysia)..but moving on about Malaysian Chinese.They represent 25% of Malaysia's population.A majority of them are buddhists and christians.Most of the chinese originated from mainland china and were brought over by the British to work the tin mines.Malaysian chinese share the country with many other races mainly the malays and the indians.Malaysian chinese generally think that they are better than the indians and malays for various reasons.The malays cant progress even after 40 over years of NEP.Indians sometimes befriend the chinese as they too are victimised by the NEP but there is a common belief among the chinese that they should never trust indians as they are double faced.Most chinese fathers tell their daughters not to marry indians because of this and not to marry malays mainly because Islam is demon religion(its a fact.what religion ask u to crash a plane into buildings killing so many innocent people?)The chinese in Malaysia are a dying race as many have migrated overseas in search of a better life.It is estimated that 2 million over Malaysian chinese have migrated overseas over the past 40 years(Malaysian Immigration Department,2007)..It can be said the Chinese can be represented as the elves in the lord of the rings as a fair race and a dying one..noble,smart,elegant and generally better looking..the malays are the orcs..serving UMNO(Mordor) and listening to every piece of shit they say...Indians are the Uruk Hai.big in size,fearsome,scary and do alot of bad things.Even though the 2008 elections gives a better chinese representation in the country.the main problem of malays and their retard dream of being "princes of the land"(BUMIPUTERA) continue to hinder the progress of the chinese.Islam has also tainted some chinese and as a result they are willing to give up their faith and culture to "masuk melayu".Chinese who do that are often called "mualaf" by the malays.They are no longer accepted by their own race and neither by the malays.It is truly a sad story on how such a strong race with so much potential is slowly dying.

Malaysian Chinese elf :We must leave these lands,we cannot survive here any longer.The orcs(malays) are trying to islamize us everyday.Some of our brothers have already added "Abdullah" to their names and are lost forever.

Fellow Malaysian Chinese elves:Yes we must leave for the great land of Australia.There malays(orcs) are shit as islam=terrorist there.Many of our brethren have migrated there.

Meanwhile not too faraway(since malays are everywhere zzz)
ORC MELAYU: AKU MAU ROGOL ADIK AKU.(i want to rape my sister)LEPAS ITU AKU MAU WOKOK ( I wan smoke later)ALLAHUWAKBAR(Praising the demon god)..CINA BABI(cursing the elves because they are just better in every way)

by Elven starseeker March 20, 2008

Getting Chinese

Getting eaten out. The act when one is eating out a girls pussy. A girl getting oral sex. A phrase used commonly in the real orange county.

"I love getting Chinese. It feels so good."

by two effing amazing girls June 14, 2009

Anti-Chinese sentiment

Anti-Chinese sentiment, also known as Sinophobia, is a hatred of things related to China, Chinese culture, and Chinese people. This relates to Anti-East Asian sentiment, which is a branch of Anti-Asian sentiment. It's often considered to be a form of racism. Although, this is to be distinguished from anti-dengism, which opposes the Chinese government and not Chinese people.

The amount of Anti-Chinese sentiment present within these communities ever since the virus began is insane, there have been of attacks against Chinese people who aren't even involved.

by Kelmeer23 February 16, 2023

off for even a chinese

adjective. Describes a type of person that is quite eccentric and unique, but in a negative way. This expression is in reference to the strange customs of Chinese Americans that fail to assimilate into the American culture. eg. 1. they pick their noses in public. 2. They attempt to take as many free things as their pockets/purses will fit, with their heads down, because they know that it's still wrong to take free things in those quantities. 3. They have no regard for the fellow man.
This expression describes a person that is so out there, that they actually make a Chinese person seem normal, with all the negative assumptions in mind.

WTF? is he actually using a coupon at the $0.99 store? That's off for even a chinese!!!

by niggman star33 October 5, 2011