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34 Simp Street 

34 Simp Street is a group chat on Twitter filled with Quackity stans . Their gc is filled with absolutely amazing people that love to crack jokes. If you’ve watched any streams, or have been on quackitytwt long enough, you may have seen the Fuck Ahona, all my homies hate Ahona trend circle around a few times. Since Ahona is in their group, they decided to make this a trend and it started to spread like wildfire. There was even a account named AhonaHate for this specific trend. The three people that encourage this the most are Ana, Josie, and Alanna but I think every group members contributed in some way. Their group has gotten backlash for this behavior, even through many members made it clear that these posts were only jokes, although some people they don’t even know can take things a little too far
so some of their members have taking a step back and tried to calm it down. Another thing Simp Street is known for is their donations on quackity twitch streams and funny memes they like to make. Ahona is normally the one who sends things like I love you but I also want to slap you bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch but Alex has ignored every donation mentioning Simp Street for unknown reasons. They’ve been pulled into quackitytwt drama with no reason whatsoever, but have always tried to not worsen the situation. Nothing new has currently happened in their group, in fact, they’re a pretty damn good one. They overall have a good rep n good peeps
1.
Random Ass Person: Omg, did you hear about what Alex did again??

Random Ass Person’s... Friend??: omg wut
Random Ass Person: HE IGNORED 34 SIMP STREET AGAIN LMFAOAOAOA
Random Ass Person’s Friend??: OMG AHAHA

2.

Someone who can’t take a joke: Oh my god, can Simp Street stop with the Ahona Hate trend?? Jeez, she’s great and they’re just jelly 😡😡😡😡

3.

A Member from 34 Simp Street (donation):

“OKAY, THIS IS EPIC!!”

AHONA HAS DONATED $25: notice simp street you fucking asshole
Alex: *reads donation... pauses for a min*

Also Alex: WTF AHONA THATS MEAN (OR) Ahonaaa! Thank you for the donation and all of your support... okay... uh.. ANYWAYS! (Either one, I just can’t tell. He’ll ignore them either way)
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Dj Greg Street 

Live
Laugh.
Love.
Greg Street.
He is the lord almighty. He is the Creator. The lord and savior, miracle arranger, born to the Virgin mom in a manger.
John: "Thank Greg Street Its Friday"
Jacob: "isn't it thank God its friday?"
Jenkyllheimer: "but dj Greg Street is our lord and savior."
Smith: "oh."

Weed Nose Street Shootout 

This is the name given to the infamous shootout where Ali Demarcus cousins VII was shot and killed by Jonathan Lyndale Kirk at 1:48 o'clock at the Weed nose crossroad in Toronto on April the 4th. It is reported that Ali was "fuckin around" with Kirk's wife, Taneesha Dingle. Jonathan Lyndale Kirk is a free man to this day, which begs the question, why is he out of jail, if there is soo much evidence pointing against Kirk's case. Later that month, there was a peaceful protest began against Kirk, these protests were reportedly started by Taneesha Dingle and were shared on Juan Pringles' Instagram Story, this sparked tensions against the Toronto police force. Later that month, the brother of Taneesha Dingle and longtime friend of both Juan Pringle and Ali, Namely, Quandale Dingle, Was wrongfully shot and killed by the Toronto police force, and by April 29th, the case was reportedly closed. This Post was made in protest Against the Toronto police force and their actions. Rest In Peace Ali Demarcus cousins VII, 2007-2015
"That boy is in more trouble than 8 yr old Ali Demarcus cousins VII on the crossroad of the Weed Nose Street Shootout"

St. Louis Street Sweeper

When you bend over and shit on your dick while your partner kicks you in the balls from behind.
Ken likes getting ball-beaten and shit on he should try the St. Louis Street Sweeper for a double whammy

3rd street shoes 

Very cheap and very fake shoes worn by poor people but this shoe is 100% fake and cost about 2 to 5 dollars
Kierra Warren A.K.A blacky chan has some 3rd street shoes

Dawanique Sanders A.K.A stanky ass bitch has some 3rd street shoes.
3rd street shoes by Jon Dubb February 29, 2008

Wind Street 

Where me and all the other drunkards go in Swansea to P-A-R-T-Y!!!
1:Fancy a kick about later?
2:Fuck that im off down Wind Street!
Wind Street by Sutton October 16, 2004

maxwell street polish 

A Maxwell Street Polish consists of a grilled all-beef Polish sausage topped with grilled onions and yellow mustard and the optional sport peppers, on a bun. The sandwich was first created by Jimmy Stefanovic, a Macedonian immigrant, who took over his aunt and uncle's hot-dog stand (now Jim's Original) in Chicago's Maxwell Street marketplace in 1939.

The Maxwell Street Polish soon grew to be one of Chicago's most popular local sandwiches, along with the Chicago hot-dog and Italian Beef. It is served by restaurants around the city, and is common at sporting events. Many small vendors specialize in the Maxwell Street Polish along with the pork-chop sandwich.

Some variations exist. For example, some hot-dog vendors offer a "Maxwell Street hot dog" in which a hot dog is substituted for the Polish sausage.

Due to UIC's South Campus development, the two famous Maxwell Street Polish stands, Jim's Original and Maxwell St. Express Grill, both of which coexisted side by side for decades at Halsted and Maxwell streets, have now relocated a half block east to Union Avenue, adjacent to the Dan Ryan Expressway on-ramp at Roosevelt Road.
Jimmy: Dude it's 3:30 AM and I got munchies
Paul: Let's Get a Maxwell Street Polish
maxwell street polish by FatJoker February 24, 2008