hampers domillion 

sethys form prechytides

"I wasn't plussed become hampers domillion in jest."

hampers domillion by Frelik August 5, 2004

hammertime

The full phrase is "Stop! Hammertime!" but I'm a lousy conformist, so I put it here. It is by far the most awesome phrase ever. You could make Slimer from Ghostbusters say it and it would still make sense. Its inventor was nothing short of genius as well.

M. Feldspar: Stop! Hammertime!
Halle Berry: Have my babies.
M. Feldspar: Can't touch this.

hammertime by Jerry the Gerbilizer February 17, 2005

hammerblasted 

More than drunk. A state of intoxication that exist in those few BAC decimal places before unconsciousness. Really, really, really, drunk. Motor skills will severely degrade. Eyes may operate independently instead of in tandem. You may not be able to locate your pants the next day.

Bob was really hammerblasted last night. He parked his car in the living room and slept in the garage.

hammerblasted by vince Meleco January 21, 2008

Hummeroid 

Person who drives a Hummer

Do you believe that Hummeroid just cut me off?

Hummeroid by Alan Frohl October 15, 2007

Chelsea hammered 

To get extraordinarily wasted followed by a weekend of severe regret...commonly results in overall incoherency, brief skankyness before a quick emotional breakdown.

Man, that girl is Chelsea hammered.

Chelsea hammered by Chelsea hammered June 29, 2015

The Hamper Pooper 

The Nickname for former Green Bay Packer RB Najeh Davenport. He was given the name after breaking into a university dormitory and defecating in his ex girlfriends Hamper in her closet.

The Hamper Pooper rushed for 116 yards and 2 TD's and celebrated by dropping a duke in the locker room Hamper

The Hamper Pooper by Dirty Honkey July 4, 2008

Butt Hummer 

Sexual act; during anal sex (typically best between men) at the point of climax, the recipient of the load blasts a forceful, monstrous anal queef vibrating the schlong as it makes the deposit.

I was slamming this dude's ass last night and he gave me a crazy dope butt hummer. I was in heaven until I realized he back blasted me with shit streaked sperm.

Butt Hummer by steve the leech November 23, 2013