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Donald J. Trump 

As of this writing, the Traitor in Chief of the United States. A Know Nothing (both in the historic and literal sense) who is working hard to bring back the Age of Robber Barons of the late 19th century. He is more than happy to endanger the health of the people of the country just to put more ill-gained funds in his and his corrupt cronies' pockets.
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Donald J. Trump 

A dreadful, awful, appalling, horrific, horrifying, horrible, horrendous, atrocious, abominable, abhorrent, frightful, fearful, shocking, hideous, ghastly, hateful, repulsive, nasty, poor excuse of a human being.
Ugh, Donald J. Trump is tweeting on his toilet throne again!
We have to stop Donald J. Trump.
"Shall we impeach him now?" says congress, to the world.

Donald J. Trump 

A dumbass who told us Americans to drink Lysol

Donald J. Trump 

A fat piece of shit who has cow utters as a penis and is obsessed with obese women.

Donald J. Trump 

Donald J. Trump is a carrot/cheeto/orange being who is also the president.
You: Donald J. Trump is a cheeto.
Someone else: No he's a carrot.
Another person: HE IS A FREAKING ORANGE!!!

Donald J. Trump 

A fat, orange, egotistical, Ginger Hitler. He is currently the president of the United States and has a bipolar love affair with Kim Jong Un. If this fucker aint the antichrist, I dont know who is.
Kim Jong Un " oh' Mr. Donald J. Trump, care to summit again? Sucky sucky five dolla, me love you long time"

Donald J. Trump 

An expired and toasted inside and out cheeto puff orange who doesn't have a fucking personality about others, only his supporters
Karen: "Omg, I love Donald J. Trump!"
Me: "You mean that expired, racist toasted butt cheek on a stick cheeto puff dusted sun tanned non-personality orange? What the fuck mate"