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A trumpet played in the manner most stereotypically characteristic of a trumpet: loud, obnoxious, and surprisingly high-pitched, with an abundance of mistakes. The resemblance to Donald Trump's remarks is quite striking.
The firsts are truly excellent examples of Donald trumpets; indeed, they even have tiny hands.
by wte80 October 30, 2016
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When your trumpet grows a toupee and starts blasting out loud and obnoxious voices saying,"China,make America great again,I love the Mexicans!"
"Wow when did your trumpet grow a toupee?"

"It grew it when it voted for Tump!"

-Donald trumpet
by I hate Donald trump December 16, 2015
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