With Chinese Characteristics

Used when you mean the exact opposite of what you say beforehand.

Origin: “Socialism with Chinese characteristics”, meaning: corporatist hellhole of child labor factories with suicide nets, but we get to eat bing chilling afterwards.
Mike: Hey honey, I’m gonna go head to the grocery store, with Chinese characteristics.

Susan: I already know you’re cheating on me. You don’t have to use your stupid meme phrase.
by K. C. Austin February 22, 2023
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chinese stop

When someone gets out of their car at a red light to check their tires.
At the next red light I'm going to need to pull a Chinese Stop.
by Notjoking April 08, 2016
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chinese relaxation

When a girl rubs her wet pussy across a man's back, then proceeds to massage it.
Sarah and Jeff had a brief period of Chinese relaxation.
by pablorodrigo January 28, 2016
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chinese pop

chinese pop Is good
by thecharacterwannie July 06, 2022
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Chinese sissy day

On this day January 3 is now known as Chinese sissy day. A day where you must meet a sexy Chinese sissy and have intercourse.
Hey man its Chinese sissy day we gotta catch a plane go china
by Chinesesissylover January 03, 2025
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chinese prison

A method of discipline in which the accuser already knows about the infractions of the accused but does not disclose their knowledge. The accused has the opportunity to confess their infractions in hope of a lighter punishment.
Here's what's going to happen. It's going to be like Chinese prison: if you confess before I tell you what I know, you'll get off easier.
by kroshaghennessy June 09, 2023
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Chinese wide spread

It’s when a Chinese guy shoves a chop stick and a egg roll up someone’s ass then sucks it back out and eats it
Yes! Do that Chinese wide spread right up my ass u horny Chinese man
by Hog wild November 09, 2018
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