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kentucky thumb

Wanna try a new position tonight

Its called the Kentucky thumb
by Hoddel May 20, 2021
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Thumb Herding

The use of one's thumbs to herd cows on your ipod in the game Cows vs. Aliens. Whereas, on the ipad, the use of all fingers is possible.
My wife is prolific at "Thumb Herding," on her ipod Touch, while playing Cows vs. Aliens.
by Brain Stew July 24, 2011
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Fake thumb boner

When a guy puts a plastic thumb in his pants to make his dick look bigger
Nicy has a fake thumb boner
by Snakey Sneak October 18, 2019
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kentucky thumb

When you blow up your thumb with explosives so it swells and needs stitches, in order to use it sexually because your dick isn't big enough for her.
She was going to leave me because of my micro penis. So I threw some SLAPP rounds down range until my 50 exploded. Now my Kentucky thumb will keep us together for 2 more weeks.
by Kentucky Thumb May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Thumb

Refers to Scott from Kentucky Ballistic's near fatal injury from a .50 BMG explosion that was averted when he put his thumb into a hole in his neck to stop the bleeding.
by BillNyeTheWesternSpy May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Thumb

When you use you thumb to plug a hole
I’ll be giving you the Kentucky Thumb tonight babe
by Red-50 May 20, 2021
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thumbs up

love you thumbs up👍🏼
by unknown8282 April 10, 2022
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