by Pseudonym August 29, 2004
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No youβre the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
1.Evan was too drunk last night so he just decided to thumb it. his girlfriend told him he got bigger. Evan cried himself to sleep...
2. Dude: i was sooo smashed last night i couldn't get it up man.
Man: you should have thumbed it dude!
Dude: f that shit i duffle bagged it instead man.
Man: yeah but knowing your girlfriend it would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway dude!
Dude: thats low man. (shoots off the mans dick)
2. Dude: i was sooo smashed last night i couldn't get it up man.
Man: you should have thumbed it dude!
Dude: f that shit i duffle bagged it instead man.
Man: yeah but knowing your girlfriend it would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway dude!
Dude: thats low man. (shoots off the mans dick)
by the new mexican July 26, 2010
Apr 22 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

