I don't know, I'm not a wizard.

A popular phrase used in response to a reasonable question.

"How do you use this whistle?"

"I don't know, I'm not a wizard."

by Idkimnotawizard February 12, 2025

I'm sat

When you friend makes a really good point that humbles/shuts you up instantly

Marissa: you have dated all of your ex's more than once

*Holly is absolutely fucking speechless*

Holly: there's no denying that. I'm sat

by Hollie maria February 12, 2025

I'm boutta buss on the battle bus you know what I'm saying cuz!

It is what it is.
I'm boutta buss on the battle bus you know what I'm saying cuz!

I'm boutta buss on the battle bus you know what I'm saying cuz!

by HOTDAWGMASTER49 February 18, 2025

I'm him

A quote after successfully completing a difficult task that was the best for you.

Austin reaves hits a dagger jump shot in game 1 of the 2023 playoffs against the Memphis grizzlies and quotes "I'm him".

by Ethan Thompson February 20, 2025

I'm not apologizing

You aren't owed an apology breeder and stealing my shit is just going to get me to murder your kids. It isn't in the past.

Hym "I'm not being forced to do anything (yet) and I'm not apologizing. Seriously. Fuck your shitty kids. If you weren't such a piece of shit they would get killed less BUT INSTEAD... You have to lie about mental illness. It isn't a mental illness. What you are doing here called into question the very notion of mental illness. You're making Jordan cry with this shit. And there's the 'yeah, whatever' because that's all you are as a person. That's the entire depth of your being."

A retard "The depth of YOUR being is HATE" 😡

Hym "Totally sane and is a legitimate response to the words I just said. AND it's reflective of the FACT that you're kids should live forever, have a better life than me, and never get molested. CLEARLY!"

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

I'm in!

Slang used by classless, low brow, ghetto male douchebags (usually brown people, but they don't have the monopoly on it) when a pretty woman (or let's face it, for these types of males, anything with two legs and a vagina) walks by to denote they would like to *checks notes* "tahp daht ayss"-have sexual intercourse with her, for those of you who don't speak Ebonics. Consent optional, of course.

Woman walks by
Brown person: I'm in!
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Woman makes Youtube video
Ghetto Trash commenter: I'm in!

by timberwolf0095 March 7, 2025

I'm da Skibidi Sigma

I actually am

Sigma, sigma, on the wall
Who's the skibidiest of them all?
ME! I'm da Skibidi Sigma

You underestimate my skibidi power
Now let me show you just how skibidi I can be!

by Mybrotherisnotsigma March 23, 2025