Canadian Kangaroo 

This is when two Canadians fist-fight. Due to maple syrup content of the Canadians, the hands become intertwined and stuck together. The Canadian Kangaroo cannot be separated, and it continues to grow and collect more Canadians.

Watch out for the Canadian Kangaroo, once it touches you, you can't get unstuck. If I were you, I would wear a lot of KY Jelly all over your body so you can slither away.

Canadian Kangaroo by ecaleohs February 10, 2023

Canadian Horseman 

A kind of rhetorical argument wherein the existence of a qualified object is mistaken as necessary proof for an opinion of that class of object

Have you ever met a Canadian Horseman that you actually liked?

Canadian Horseman by Sahbí Quesabe February 14, 2023

Canadian Kiss 

A sensual act where a teaspoon or more of maple syrup is placed under the tongue of the receptive or submissive partner, the insertive or dominant partner then initiates a kiss in the french manner, the goal here being to consume the syrup out of their lover’s mouth. In other words, a sweet kiss.

Person 1: I enjoyed last night with them. They did something that I never experienced before.
Person 2: what did they do, exactly?
Person 1: I don’t know! they put syrup in my mouth and French kissed me. It was over before I realized there wasn’t any syrup left in my mouth.

Person 2: Oh! They gave you a Canadian kiss!

Canadian Kiss by Keel M. Dhed February 26, 2023

Canadian cold start 

When you live in Canada and you get a DUI, so you get a blower in you’re truck, you have to giver the old Canadian coldstart by blowing before turning the ignition, cold starting the truck

“Oh fuck brad got a DUI, he’s gotta giver’ the old Canadian cold start to get to work i suppose”

Canadian cold start by Sunsetgoons69 March 7, 2023

Canadian Beer Wizard 

Beer wizardry actually consists of duct taping your 1st empty beer can to the bottom of your 2nd beer. Full beer on top. Repeat. Enjoy.

I can see by your Canadian beer wizard staff you just got to the party. ***Had to add Canadian to get it submitted.***

Canadian Beer Wizard by anonymous March 17, 2023

Canadian Taper 

When you gradually train in colder water to prepare for a polar plunge. This is in contrast to a standard swimming taper where workouts get easier.

Are you ready for the polar plunge eh?
Ya I’m starting my Canadian taper tomorrow!

Canadian Taper by calvinswim March 20, 2023

Canadian Breakfast 

The Canadian Breakfast is a meal a Canadian consumes after hunting in a creek. It generally consists of a beaver's beaver, and a Nanaimo bar. Usually consumed with literal bog-water as a beverage to wash it down.

Oliver: Hey Benjamin, what'd you have for breakfast today?

Benjamin: I had a hearty Canadian breakfast...

Canadian Breakfast by Frickin' Canadian March 23, 2023