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Filling a moose's anus with natural yoghurt and slurping it out with a straw.

Widely regarded as the most nauseating sexual fetish ever devised.
"Amanda and I went on our third date last night, and boy, we did it all. Just before dawn, we even shared a full Canadian Breakfast."
by TheMaskedAvenger-eh August 17, 2012
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A Canadian Breakfast is when a subject performs a handstand, and a full beer bottle is placed in the anus of the individual until the beer is fully consumed. The only stipulation is that the beer must be made in Canada (preferably Labatt Blue).
- "Ouch! My butt hurts!"
- "It should. You had a Canadian Breakfast last night.
by JConCrew February 02, 2011
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