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blue balls 

A horrendous pain that's like getting hit in the testicles... save for the fact that it lasts for hours. Ladies... imagine, if you will, getting your breasts slammed between a pair of rocks. I hear the pain women get when their breasts are manhandled is similarly agonizing.

Not a myth, but the people (crazy women) who believe that won't believe otherwise no matter what I say. I'd point you to science, but like I said... people that adamant about something usually plug their ears and shout about nothing (see intelligent design and pay note more to the reasons why it shouldn't be taught in schools, and the rationale for how those arguments are ignored).

And sure, guys can whack it to relieve it... but let's face it, that is kind of demeaning. Say I piled a bunch of bricks, wood, nails, paint, siding, and shingles in front of you and said "well, my work's done here; you can finish building the house!" Not an applicable analogy in every way and not as explicit a one as would be more appropriate, but if you don't take it too far, you get the idea.

Evil people who give this condition to men on purpose with malicious intent don't deserve the sexual attention that leads to such unfulfilled desires. People who don't know that it happens or have a moral obligation not to carry a male to full orgasm are a little more excusable, but keep in mind the pain you're causing. Maybe it'd be better if you either went all the way or just didn't take your man to such heights of desire; it's a mutual thing and you've got control too.

In any case, it should be clear in any relationship how far both partners are willing to go so that this kind of cruel bullshit doesn't occur, eh? Not that I will change many people but as long as UD can act as a personal blog like it does for so many of you I'll go ahead and use it.

Jezebel is a good person (ref: definition later in this page). I hope her mission succeeds.
*Jack and Jill are making out... it's been a while since the nursery rhyme and his head is fine*

Jill: I've got to go, my parents will get angry if I'm out past eleven.

Jack: *thinks "ah fuck, blue balls"* Do you have to go yet? *puppy dog eyes*

Jill: Yeah... I'm so sorry... here... *gives Jack a quick piece of 'hand'iwork that relieves him of his pain*

Jack: Oh, man, thank you so much, Jill, I needed that.

Jill: Call me! *leaves*

You get the idea.
blue balls by God-Emperor April 19, 2008
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blue room 

The curl of a wave as it breaks, creating the effect of an enclosed area with blue walls. Mostly used by surfers.
Boss: "Johnson, where were you this morning? We had an important meeting at 10 in the Gold Room on the 32nd floor and it was my understanding that you were going to present this quarter's figures to the department head."
Johnson: "Sorry boss, I wanted to be there, but unfortunately I had a more important appointment in the blue room at that time."
Boss: "Blue room? Now what in tarnation is that?"
Johnson: "There were some awesome 20-foot breaks over at Mavericks. I took my board out and totally shredded that shit."
Boss: "Oh, well I was about to shitcan you, but I guess that's a pretty damn good excuse. Party on, Johnson."
blue room by Nicholas D December 31, 2008

Blue Balls 

When a guy is sexually stimulated for a long time but is not brought to the point of climax. Girls, you can take control of us guys by teasing us until we have blue balls and then amusing yourselves with our discomfort. It is best done when you tie our hands so we are in your power. Don't worry about us; we are tough and we'll get over it.
He: Oh baby, I'm begging you to let me cum you've given me such a case of blue balls. Ple-e-e -ze.

She: Wait a few minutes. I want to get something to eat. Then we'll talk about it.

He: (softly moaning) Ple-e-e-ze.

She: Can you say that again like you mean it?
Blue Balls by JnWm June 9, 2018

Blue Ivy 

The name of Beyonce's and Jay-Z's first child
I wish I was Blue Ivy . She boutta be set for life
Blue Ivy by @__FuckYouuTho January 9, 2012

blue and gold 

A competition in school where the seniors and freshman (blue) go against the sophomores and juniors (gold) in dance, art, aerobics, and cheer. Students go crazy and dye their hair, buy balloons, and sing an annoying hymn of "YOU CANT STOP THE BLUE/GOLD YOU CANT STOP THE BLUE/GOLD". Oddly the most fun in the world. Lots of practice is needed but it's amazing.
JUNIOR: Yo, you freshman are gonna get owned this year for blue and gold. GOLD WILL WINN!!

FRESHMAN: Back off! You are seriously trippin' if you think that you and the sophomorons will beat the blue!

SENIOR: Did you buy blue and gold tickets yet? they're selling them ! *runs away laughing like a maniac*
blue and gold by BLUE PWNS.. x33 January 18, 2008

Blue Balls 

When the male balls puff up, turn blue, and hurts....Like Hell
hey dude did you get that hoe last night?

Yeah but she gave me blue balls.
Blue Balls by SuckMyToesDaddi February 20, 2018

blue light district 

an area in Chicago, particularly along North Avenue, where the presence of the new security cameras to deter crime is noted by the blue lights that constantly flash to scare off would be criminals.
Dan: I wonder where we are...
Steve: See the cameras.... that means Blue Light district.
blue light district by Chicagoan November 1, 2006