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No Shit Sherlock

A phrase often used towards someone who states the obvious.
"There is snow outside, it must be cold"
"No shit Sherlock!"
by NowhereMan November 4, 2004
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Shurk

A way of life. Shurk is what the elite people of the world practice. If you don't know Shurk, you are a heretic.
Dude 1: That dude is amazing.
Dude 2: He's in the zone of shurkness, also known as Shurking out.
Dude 1: I wish I could do that
Dude 2: Everyone does.
by R1994 June 12, 2009
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Morning Shit

Morning shit is a shit that becomes so frequent in your schedule, that it is set aside as part of your morning duties prior to starting the working day.

It's a shit that really signals the start of your working day... in a good way.
Monday morning ritual

1.) computer on
2.) coffee brewed
3.) emails read
4.) bowels groaning
5.) shit taken

"Oh gotta take my morning shit...right! ready to start the day"
by Wizz Bang March 5, 2012
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Shive

verb: "to block (online, in order to push out all dissenting opinions)"

A derivation of the YouTube member Steve Shives (previously famous for his "5 Stupid Things..." series, in which he chooses a topic and makes a video elaborating on five silly or nonsensical aspects of that topic). Steve Shives is known to block seemingly anyone and everyone who argues against points he's made, and is now famous for blocking people freely and with abandon.
I tweeted some Econ. statistics on their post about the Wage Gap, and I got Shived immediately, so now I can't see anything on their page.
by ChildOfHyperion June 5, 2016
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ABC Shot

A sexual act which involves three separate flavor profiles, which is A for Anal, B for blood and C for Cum combined of makes ABC.

The ABC requires certain conditions; the female to partner to be on her period and has a tummy ache / gentle laxatives.

The sexual act then proceeds with the male partner and the female partner having anal sex covered in shit (A) followed by vaginal sex covered in period blood (B). The male partner then cums in a shot glass (C) which makes up for the final ingredient.

The female partner then consumes the ABC shot. Simple as ABC...
Girl : I'm thirsty,can you get me a drink?
Guy : Sure, can I get you an ABC shot?
Girl : Sure, I'm on my period and have laxatives in my bag
Guy : Great, I'll get the shot glass
by The Educators November 24, 2018
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shitgaze

A musical sub-genre that incorporates the hallmarks of shoegaze and noise music and lo-fi recording techniques (or lack thereof). Often found with a bit of punk influences. Originally applied to bands like Psychedelic Horseshit, Times New Viking, and others from the Columbus, Ohio scene. Now, it's used to describe any band that uses a massive amount of grimy reverb for their songs.
That band sounded so rough, I couldn't even tell when they changed chords. So shitgaze!
by jimmyfox June 26, 2010
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shenmegui

means what the hell or what the fuck in Mandarin. Literally translated as:" what kind of ghost?"
Or it can also mean "what is this?"
Cool Guy: My name is John, but the waiter wrote my name as Jhn.
Friend: Shenmegui

Teen Girl: I want to die because my bf broke up with me
Friend: shenmegui
by Alinaddung January 18, 2015
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