john howard 

Conservative Prime Minister of Australia, has a penchant for falling over, "power" walking and war. Tends to be loose with the truth, but no one cares anymore. Has eyebrows regularly trimmed, occasionally spits when talking passionately.

John Howard just repealed the "Unfair Dismissal Act"......you all lose your jobs!

john howard by Fedor August 11, 2005

John Elway

The John Elway is a type of grenade throw in Call of Duty 4 (or any first-person shooter) where the thrower blindly heaves a high-arcing grenade that results in a kill.

Did you see me John Elway that guy?

Dammit! I just respawned and got John Elway'd!

John Elway by meansparty May 17, 2010

John Chimpo 

An Arabic Spinoff of a cartoon monkey and his butler that go around doing naughty things.

Dude John Chimpo is the funnyest thing ever!!

John Chimpo by andrew johnson April 16, 2004

John Yoo

bootleg Asian; an Asian who does not fit the standards of a regular Asian.

Usually of Korean decent

Ex: Doesn't excel in math, science etc...

Wtf! Mike is failing math, he is such a John Yoo

John Yoo by ekimchi January 12, 2009

John Madden 

Boom, another Boom, and another Boom!

John Madden: "....erhagaheghagergha, and BOOM! erhgagharhgaaghara.."

John Madden by JMlovaah May 17, 2008

John Elway

Eric Cartmans father.

cartman: john elway is my father, john elway is my father.

John Elway by ribman October 15, 2006

John Howard 

(adj.) Describing someone who aligns with the school bully for protection so as not to get bullied themself. A kiss arse to someone in a higher position. Someone lacking back-bone. Rymes with coward.

(person) Australian Prime Minister labeled as American President Bush's 'Deputy'.

Dave is such a John Howard he bought the boss' wife a present.

John Howard by Em Dee September 30, 2005