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facebook dad

1) One who is a worthless dad in real life but posts photos of them with their kids like; #lovemykids #kidsaremylife

2) A dad who spends more time chasing women than he spends time his kids.

3) A man who never contributed to his kids emotional, social or financial well being of his kids, now posts pictures of their accomplishments to facebook as if they had something to do with them turning out to be great.
His kid got into a great college thanks to his step dad

But most of his pictures are fun places without his kids

That fool never showed up to my school once, facebook dad
by YFinn May 12, 2014
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face turn

When a person completely and suddenly, and often shockingly, goes from bad to good. The term came from professional wrestling to refer when a heel(bad guy) becomes a face(good guy) and the crowd cheers for him.
Dude did you see that wrestler's face turn yesterday?
by helper 12345 July 17, 2016
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Grunty Face

A fake "Grunt" Face that people make to "Act" like they are helping you move, or lift something.
When you ask a friend to help you move your couch, but instead of actually helping, they put on the "Grunty Face" and just look like they are lifting something, and they are of no help.
Comon Derek, Help me lift, dont pull a grunty face on me.
by Thirty Seven February 4, 2010
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stinky poop face

A nickname for somebody that you dislike. Shortened to SPF, also manages to create little SPFs with whomever he pleases. Has a tendency to eat his young.
Man, that guy just ate his baby! What a stinky poop face!
by strudel and cherry pie July 27, 2010
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Facebook Tagfest

The current phenomenon of Facebook users tagging 20+ friends in a picture full of quirky characters. After being constantly tagged by your friends, the never ending cycle of tag notifications can get very annoying.
When will this Facebook Tagfest end?!
by A. Hall March 7, 2009
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Facebook Yes Man

To RSVP “Attending” to any event you are invited to on Facebook, without considering the event, the time, the duration, or who is attending. You may not attend the event, but you increase the guest list by attending.
“Oh hey man, I noticed you’re coming to my Halloween party? What’s your costume?”
“Oh dude I forgot to tell you, I’m a Facebook Yes Man, Facebook says I’m attending four Halloween parties that night.”
“What?”
by JP_002 August 11, 2009
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facting

Being fat, angry and acting.
Coined by Zach Galifianakis on the DVD "Live at the Purble Onion".
"Joe that was really good facting!".
by PhilipSkovgaard February 25, 2010
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