Shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning

The cruelest and toughest sport known to mankind.

shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning. its a game of agility, patience, and reflex. will someone find you? book it quickly with shit spilling behind you. will your muscles fail hope you catch yourself before you land in your own shit. accidentally shit on a homeless person? what the fuck is wrong with you are you blind? get your ass pecked by a bird? shit on the bird too. accidentally shit out of your mouth instead of your ass? what the fuck see a doctor. if you think you have what it takes, snort some cocaine and see where you end up.

Shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning by chimken_nunget May 18, 2021

T.W.A.T. 

An acronym for a drink popular in Stromness, Orkney, particulary around the Sunnybank area. It consists of Tea, Whisky And Tequila, which make up the letters in the word.
Specifically, it is tea without milk, with roughly 4 parts tea to 1 part whisky, with the tequila added a little later.
Best taken as a restorative elixer, somewhere in the early hours of the morning, as an antidote to the several tequilas already consumed.

How about a seat on the couch next to me? I could make you a T.W.A.T.?

Katie, would you like a nightcap? I'm having a T.W.A.T.?

T.W.A.T. by physiokitten September 7, 2010

i dont shutup i grow up and when i look at u i throw up 

i dont shutup i grow up and when i look at u i throw up is the best come back in the history of time. if anyone says this they will absolotly kill there opponent or they will fall to the ground and cry

person 1: shutup ur gay 😂
person 2: i dont shutup i grow up and when i look at u i throw up 😘
person 1: *dies*

i dont shutup i grow up and when i look at u i throw up by bigbussywarts March 8, 2022

T.W.A.T. 

T.hat
W.oman
A.lways
T.rippin

She on that T.W.A.T. rn.

T.W.A.T. by CeddyBo650 April 2, 2021

o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p. 

stands for “oh my god, Sebastian Stan, man you lookin, good you ever see a guy this handsome walking the streets he’s gonna get arrested because he’s killing all the ladies, look at thet, pow pow pow pow pow”

you look so good today ”o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p.”

o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p. by anonymous September 20, 2021

Holla at cha boy toy 

To holla at cha boy which you have a physical attraction towards. That you hide with this homosexual term - "holla at cha boy toy"

Jon: Jake what up playa hata.

Jake: oh shoot, what up Jon! Can you "holla at cha boy toy"???

Holla at cha boy toy by jj123568 July 14, 2009

look at me from here while i yell at you from the other side 

person speaking wayy to nice to you but they were just talking bad about you infront of your face without them knowing

she was just being too mean oh thats like look at me from here while i yell at you from the other side

look at me from here while i yell at you from the other side by kyliehatesmilye February 26, 2022