Compustress

to stress over computer malfunction

my uncle continued to compustress the entire day

by 1sunangel1 January 29, 2018

Compustation

A public/private (for hire) computer station for cloud computing and or gaming

I would like to hire a compustation for the day please.

by Flux Pistol February 11, 2018

Computer

A computer is the word used by children under ten to represent a laptop.

Kid: Hey wanna see what games I have on my computer?

Me: You mean laptop...

Kid: Yeah my computer!

by P0tat0ZZ May 24, 2018

computinati

A secret cabal of genius programmers developing the ultimate artificial intelligence program to run the world.

I hope the program the computinati are working on works better than the current system.

by Cynicool May 27, 2018

Computerness

When a drunk baby boomer tries to describe an IT worker's knowledge in computer science.

Dad: So my son's computerness *hic* is really high.

by MerlinWebster May 31, 2018

computer repentance

erasing your communication data from your electronic devices

The Hollywood actor was in a moment of computer repentance after reading about crime.

by Coop Dupe June 10, 2018

computer-music

Music that goes like: OENTSI OENTSI OENTSI OENTSI!!!!
It will mostly be a horrendous music genre.

'Turn down that computer-music, all I can think about is OENSTI OENSTI.''

by Francothegreat February 20, 2018