albanian jizz bandit 

Someone of the Albanian decent that contains the semen of every different race inside the depths of their rectums or vaginal canals.

"Yo that girl just went around the world in one night!" "Yeah dude she's an Albanian Jizz Bandit

albanian jizz bandit by Shelton The Anal Destroyer October 1, 2013

turkey jizz 

the thing that is found inside of your thanksgiving turkey that makes lose your appetite

ahhhhhhhh what the hell is that!!!

turkey jizz by clint rue November 25, 2003

Cuban Jizz Bomb 

when a male ejaculates on a girl's face and then bends over to automatically fart on their face covering her face in your gas.

I had a girl going down on me the other day and after I busted a nut on her face i turned around real fast and gave her a Cuban Jizz Bomb.

Cuban Jizz Bomb by Joel Diaz June 11, 2006

mask jizz 

To jizz in someone's halloween mask and then have them wear it without knowing.

I mask jizz in that kid's mask.

mask jizz by Yeo November 14, 2007

Biodigital Jizz 

It's when you find some really amazing porn and shoot loads all over your computer keyboard.

David saw dick girls on his computer monitor and biodigital jizzed all over his keyboard.

Biodigital Jizz by Mr. Pushup January 10, 2012

anal blood jizz piss fart 

when someone farts, and the smell of it smells like a mix of blood piss and jizz. this usually happens after anal sex in both men and women. More commonly used in messaging as ABJPF.

"Andrew that's a nasty anal blood jizz piss fart!"

anal blood jizz piss fart by N473B34N December 17, 2008

purple jizz 

Purple jizz is that purple stuff in your friend's "peanut butter and jelly sammich."
It has no harmful effects, and it takes like jelly, but it is purple jizz.
purple jizz is also one-upped by rainbow jizz.

Megan:"Anyone want my peanut butter and jelly sammich?
John:"I'm not in the mood for purple jizz today."

purple jizz by dinosaursgorawr March 9, 2008