Elite Panda

Uber online gamer who enjoys trying hard, conversations with cougars(45+), minimal competition, incest (ie Panda on Panda), and the Twilight series.

HoRiZoN: Did you see that Elite Panda?
Roy: Yeah, he was having sex with a panda.

by Jesse Druid December 7, 2011

Meaty panda

A limp black and white penis that won't mate with anything.

'that's one endangered meaty panda'

by rarasputin December 31, 2011

Golden Panda

The act of punching another in both eyes and pissing on them during sexual foreplay.

There's nothing like being turned on by doing a Golden Panda.

by HunkyDory December 18, 2012

famine padding

The fat found on a fat human being.

Harvey had gained a lot of weight. Maybe he thinks it is famine padding for an upcoming food shortage?

by Teratogen September 29, 2013

Paula Padilha

a hot piece of ass, incredibly smart and really lovely.
she's the most friendly person you'll ever know and she's very tall.

Paula Padilha is awesome!

by tdogmosby August 5, 2014

smelly panda

The results of sexual intercourse when the male produces highly potent protein semen.

"Shes got a smelly panda after her encounter with Daniel"

by onthepersuitofhappiness March 29, 2015

dope panda

fat people that grow weed in their backyard and sell it for cheap.

man, you should see my dope panda.

by mr.poopyface May 8, 2015