Human Cloud

Is a dude wearing a muscle shirt at the gym who has lifted so freakin' much that his whole upper body looks like a cartoon cloud.

Kristen: "OMG, check out that human cloud on the bicep machine"

Suzy: "Whoa! Looks like the Michelin Man; I'm kinda into it...you?"

Kristen: "Seriously? I don't mind some puff on top, but clouds like him can't make it rain where it counts...if you know what I mean."

by Charlottecinnos January 29, 2014

Human-Non

Someone that screwed something up so much that they can no longer be human.

" Why did you score on our team Riley. You are such a Human-Non."

by Scrange Lord July 23, 2016

humarmhashi

A ugly man or woman refers as a homosexual

your a humarmhashi!

by Anonymous 😌 November 27, 2018

human interactions

To interact with a human being

A: Hi, I'm having human interactions

B: Good for you

by GrilledGoat May 3, 2021

human female repellant

a man who has not, will not get any bitches on his dick

antonym: pimp

human 1: why cant i get any bitches
human 2: it seems you are to be human female repellant

by Dr.Othlmun March 31, 2022

Humam

Humam is a species of rat that likes living in bushes and dark corners. It's a product of incest. When a humama and a Hupapa meet and smach, a humam will pop out of the humama in 9 months. The humams use ståndbyxor to try to impress and trick females into thinking that his micropenis is bigger then it is. Avrage size is about 3cm and 1,5 in thickness. Some males may even have a penis pointing inwards, called inverted penis. The humams diet consists of humus and goat milk. It's natural enemies are Victorosauros and Gaithorexus. The humam only lives for about 20 years because of it's deasises and natural enemies. The speices is almost completly wipped out cause of their bad attributes and lack of adaptebility. The only living one is located in Sweden.

"Man you are looking like a rat"
"Still better then looking like a humam"

"Aw man my dick is so small, it's only 4cm"
"No bro, see it from the bright side. It's still better then humams"

by BigMamaInThaHouse April 13, 2022

Human nature

An excuse for people to be dicks to each other.
An invalid argument usually used against Anarchy and Communism.

The impulse to survive. If the best way to survive in a given society is to compete and gather more wealth than the next guy, humans in that society will strive to compete. Likewise, if survival requires cooperation, then the human will strive for cooperation.

"Ner ner ner, human nature. Now I can pretend I'm not ignorant about two political theories which I've never bothered to research or consider."

by Michael Gagne May 18, 2007