ass titties 

used to describe someone so obese that the skin of at the bottom of the butt cheek folds over like the bottom of a breast.

"That fatty should get a butt bra to hold up them ass titties!"

ass titties by IraG January 30, 2008

Ass Spelunking 

The expansive exploration of the anal cavity taken to an extent far beyond typical examination. In order to be considered an ass spelunking specific symptoms must be present. Extreme pain, euphoria, nausea, loose stool, and loss of bowel control are typical. In order to be an ass spelunker one must have partaken in at least 75% of the anal event and have documented the such thoroughly. Any accomplice in the even is referred to as the secondary spelunker.
Many times ass spelunking is used in reference to homosexual acts, however, ass spelunking can also refer to those of hetero origin.

"That butt pirate goes ass spelunking nightly."

"Tuesday I went ass spelunking with Ashley and ruined her parents sheets. After she passed out a I gave her a superman."

Ass Spelunking by H. J. B. May 17, 2008

ass is grass 

Expression used to imply that one will be brought down, destroyed, or "mowed over."

If you get in our way, your ass is grass.

ass is grass by anonymous2203 October 10, 2006

ass ice cream cone 

The <3 commmonly used on AIM or blogs to represent a heart. (Does it not look like an ice cream cone full of ass?) Triple scoops and double scoops indicate lotsa love.

I ass ice cream cone you

You are a double scoop of ass ice cream cone

ass ice cream cone by NeenaNika September 2, 2008

ass cheese 

The mushy stuff that kinda gathers around your asshole after three days without a bath.

Jesus, Baby -- I ain't gonna lick the little feller in the boat until you get rid of some ass cheese.

ass cheese by Jaraldo March 31, 2003

ass-truffling

akin to how a pig truffles in the forest for the famously hard to find truffle mushroom, "ass-truffling" is the act of snorfling around in the drawers of your lover looking for dingle berry gifts to sniff and chew.

Your average ass-truffler will make grunting noises followed by squeals of delight when treasures are unearthed.

*ew ew ew* *get away get away get away* help meeee, this guy I brought home from the bar is ass-truffling meeeeeeeeee!!!!

*smacks him unconscious*

ass-truffling by hello world champion April 7, 2011

Ass is Grass and i'm gonna mow it 

a quote from Bob's burgers that Tina says. When someone's about to get beaten

Wow. She messed up so now her ass is grass and i'm gonna mow it

Ass is Grass and i'm gonna mow it by bobsburger January 1, 2017