'taint

The area located between the vagina and the bunghole. 'taint pussy and taint ass The part of a woman's anatomy that touches the bicycle seat.

"I've ridden this piece of shit bike so far, I have blisters on my taint!!!

by Jaraldo April 01, 2003

ass cheese

The mushy stuff that kinda gathers around your asshole after three days without a bath.

Jesus, Baby -- I ain't gonna lick the little feller in the boat until you get rid of some ass cheese.

by Jaraldo April 01, 2003