Branching

Two people who share a secret long term deeply committed personal/intimate/loving relationship while simultaneously living a completely public loving family life with their primary spouse/partner and probably children...

James and Addie's secret relationship continued branching, all the while James and Beth publicly flourished as a traditional family.

by anonymous submission 2022 July 13, 2022

Baunch

The action of heinously clogging a toilet beyond belief.
Only the most worthy of people are capable of a baunch.

Bro the baunch I left in the toilet was absolutely heinous

by KellDaddy July 24, 2022

Bouncy Castle

Very recent Canadian slang used when a person or a group of people get into trouble or an altercation and defend their actions by stating "but we had a bouncy castle". It came from the trucker convoy in Ottawa in 2022 when some participants excused their bad behaviour by stating there was a bouncy castle set up for the kids.

Used sarcastically when younger people get drunk and/or a party gets out of hand and the police show up.

Sorry Officer, we didn't mean to wake up the neighbourhood or cause any grief. We even set up a bouncy castle.

by Lillian Grundy August 6, 2022

Biuncing

A immigrant who’s not welcome in any place because of their heritage most likely compared to a roet

Your a biuncing don’t be talking to me about illegal citizenship

by Biuncing August 19, 2022

bouncy dead dog

a dead dog that started bouncing after it died

Somebody: Did you hear about Carl's bouncy dead dog?

Somebody else: No, was his dead dog really bouncing?

by Mrs. Doggy August 22, 2022

Branch Covidian

A derogatory name for individuals whom have shown signs of unhealthy obsession and overwhelming fear regarding the Sars-CoVID-19 pandemic. Individuals will often treat people who are infected as being terminally ill or as if diseased by a Black Plague-tier illness, will belittle and shutdown those who might have counterarguments, often labelling them with their own derogatory titles such as 'grandma-killer' or terms like it. Predominantly consists of authoritarian-leaning individuals with a significant amount of left-of-center individuals, though it is not exclusive to individuals of that ideology. Will parrot talking points even if they do not entirely understand them simply due to being said by a force of authority. Might use religious tone when speaking of the vaccination programs or medical officials such as Dr. Anthony Fauci. May also use alarmist rhetoric and act paranoid of others and social situations, again, parroted from media rhetoric. Similarities may be drawn to the pseudoscientific hysteria of the late 1800s or Satanic Panic of the 1980s.

Person A: "Hey, has anyone heard from Connie lately?"

Person B: "No, she's pretty much refused to come out of her house since the news dropped new numbers."

Person C: "On God, that girl is 100% a Branch Covidian. Honestly, her loss."

by Tyrannitaur August 29, 2022

Bouncing betty

A woman that jumps from one military person to another military person.

Did you hear Sgt.Johnson caught a bouncing betty from the bar last night.

by Legomydrlp September 2, 2022