Humpty Dumpty Your Face

The act of Humpty Dumptying somebody basicly means you fuck up their face so bad that nobody can put it back together again.

Dont make me Humpty Dumpty Your face mother fucker

by Vince_mcflippers May 23, 2010

I hate your face

A quote from the 2006 movie, "Grandma's Boy", where the uber-nerd prodigy J.P. (Joel Moore) reminds the office underlings in a tinny, robot voice "I hate your face"

Is a source of humor for techies everywhere and an inspiration for people thinking about getting metal legs.

Man walks into room, sees fiancee in bed with another man.

"I hate your face!"

Turning, he sneers, "Adios turdnuggets!"

by Ian Akori March 19, 2009

Your face looks like your butt

A way to tell someone that they're ugly. Sometimes just used in playin'.

Your face looks like your butt.
Say what?
Your face looks like your butt.
Say what?

by Andi June 10, 2006

Your Face's Face

The perfect and only counter to the word, Your Face.

(Playing Gran Turismo: Person 2)
Person 1: Dude! You Suck!
Person 2: YOUR FACE!!!
Person 1: YOU FACE'S FACE!!!
Person 2: (Stomps on Playstation 2)
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(Playing Call of Duty: Person 1 & Person 2)
Person 1: I just owned you noob!
Person 2: YOUR FACE!!!
Person 1: You know what?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: YOUR FACE'S FACE!!!
Person 2: (Rage Quits)
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by Dragonblud55 August 12, 2009

shitting on your face

Approximately the same idea as "just messing with you."

Did you know that I met the president? Nah, not seriously, I'm just shitting on your face!

by Jorge Juan de Fuca January 4, 2010

drunk on your face

when a person has seen another so many times that they are almost drunk... with seeing the other person's face because they have had so much of it

antonym: when one is addicted to something but hasn't had that particular thing in awhile and begins to go insane

related phrases: I'm drunk on you, Get drunk on something, I'm drunk because of you, I mean these are all so creative so there aren't any related phrases, Being drunk on someone's face is a good thing if you happen to be dating

I'm so drunk on your face!!!!!! It's awesome!

I am so not drunk on your face and it's killing me! I need to see you soon!!!

by ilovenutella March 4, 2012

i hate your face

the amount of hatred that is directly connected to sight of the front part of you head. also see: www.ihateyourface.com

your face is jank, i hate your face. if i see your face again i will kick you in the neck

by h-bizzle 5 shizzle February 25, 2005