wienerschmuzzle

a restraint on free speech or expression due to a an intentionally placed penis in the mouth.

Mary in the next cube over needed to be quiet so the office used a wienerschmuzzle.

Get the wienerschmuzzle she's blabbing again!

by TootsSF June 20, 2008

Wiener Wedgie

a wedgie formed in the front, by having your boxers to small. These ride up into your balls and cause your dick to fall out, forming a wiener wedgie.

"Dude, I've had a wiener wedgie all day." "Wow... you're fucked up"

by thepinksock May 28, 2009

Wiener Hassling

The act of violently urging someone to examine your "wiener" (penis), and give you a detailed report.

Dude, earlier on, i was in Starbucks when an old man pulled down his pants and started Wiener Hassling me. He said, "WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY WIENER!!!"

by Wiener dude August 16, 2009

Wiener Whistler

A gay slur.

That Richard Simmons guy is a real wiener whistler.

by CocoSantango January 26, 2011

Justin Wiener

A much more apt way of saying Justin Bieber.

They are making Justin Wiener dolls.

by Ereck Flowers January 7, 2011

tiny wiener

An extremely small penis. Possibly the most humiliating way of referring to one.

The day after Ryan cheated on Mary, us girls all ganged up on him and stripped him naked. To really humiliate him, we chanted, "Ryan has a tiny wiener," over and over again!

by super hot Sarah May 19, 2010

wiener baron

An overtly feminine heterosexual male.

"When Nancys boyfriend Jim came up to me and said ,"Hey sailor, how about a hug?", I knew he was a real wiener baron

by chauncey July 27, 2004