welfare pimp

A man that lives off of women with public assistance

You laying up in that lady house not paying any bills living off of food stamps n housing you a welfare Pimp

by Shanaia September 17, 2018

Welfare Mic

To have excessive background noise that can be heard through your headset during in-game chat, usually a symptom of being on welfare.

Dude, mute your fucking headset. You’re welfare mic’ing hard.

by SneakyPorchSpook April 18, 2020

Relationship Welfare

Seeking a relationship below one's standards in order to avoid putting forth any effort to find someone better.

Natasha: Why does he use such lame come ons?

Jake: he's looking for someone thats as ghetto as he is so he doesnt HAVE to exert any effort.. its like relationship welfare

by Smitten_Kitten_13 August 25, 2010

YouTube Welfare

A welfare system in which a young unemployed adult relies on making YouTube videos in order to earn a livable wage instead of going out and finding a real job.

Steve: Hey Bob, has your kid found a job yet?
Bob: Nope. He on YouTube Welfare and sitting on his ass recording himself playing video games. He thinks he can become a millionaire by playing video games 24/7.

by justmichael October 10, 2016

Welfare Cowboy

(n)A rural white male lacking employable skills or education, who receives or benefits indirectly or is directly dependent on federal or state government financially or via services, but also can include support by charity, community, parental or other dependance. Some welfare cowboys also denounce or are activly hostile towards their government at varying levels, posess extremist tendancies and in-group isolation, high susceptibility to peer pressure, marketing and branding, and hold prevalance of racist, antisocial and obstructionist propaganda.

(n)A welfare queen in a cowboy hat.
(n) Males (often angry or pre-instigated) are overarmed and uneducated, holding beliefs of dominance and entitlement, consume all resources around them, and hold disregard or ignorance for out-groups, social laws, public land usage and ecology. Welfare cowboys in certain cases can commit seditious criminal conspiracy, decade-lasting damage to lands though ranching practices, hunting camps and refuse, and pursue numerouns vanities including large trucks guns and toys. Many hold credit card and high interest debt exceeding $10,000 or are otherwise financally insolvent. Abuse of alcohol, tobacco, and meat/carb heavy diet lead to myriad health problems and medical expenses furthering welfare depenance
Female: Welfare Sow. Can posesses same attributes as male, or unique traits beyond, typically prescrition drug abuse, depression, strong religious tendencies and xenophobia.

"Turns out the Great American Cowboy is nothing more than a Welfare Cowboy, a taker, who uses up , damages and demands public resources for a fraction of fair market value"

"This plaque dedicates a trench of feces dug by Welfare Cowboys during their Alamo at the heron preserve"

by Benny Dan August 13, 2016

Welfare Mom

Usually a fat bitch that has about 10 children that she keeps locked in a room just so she can get checks from the government.

That bitch has 12 children locked in a room that are fed stale bread yet shes getting $2000 a month. What a welfare mom.

by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 14, 2016

welfare sandwich

A sandwich with one slice of meat and or cheese and one condiment typically on standard white bread

Man my wife packed me a welfare sandwich again one slice of raggedy assed ham

by Mr.j131 July 18, 2018