tumor

It's not a tumor

"It's not a TOOMAH (tumor) " - Arnold Swartzenager in 'Kindergarten Cop'

by Rangiora August 14, 2010

Benign Tumor

One who doesn't really add to a situation, but is just there. Usually you don't mind them, they just tag along.

"Yeah, that tag along fatty is a benign tumor fo sho!"

"She just sat there."
"Benign tumor?"
"Definitely."

by Deesh November 5, 2006

Tudor

A pervert, someone who is obsessed with sex-related topics/objects.

Ew. That guy is such a Tudor!

by Negligence May 13, 2006

Tudor

Someone with a much hotter girlfriend.

Named after ex-England Cricketer, Alex Tudor, who scored 99no as a nightwatchman and was clearly "batting above his average".

Fuck me Selleck, your missus is incredibly hot. How have you managed that? You look like Peter Crouch! You complete Tudor!

by goldfingers no. 10 October 7, 2010

humuhumunukunukuapua'a the friendly tutorial fish

humuhumunukunukuapua'a the friendly tutorial fish (also known as humuhumunukunukuapua'a your friendly tutorial fish or humuhumunukunukuapua'a your friendly talking fish) is a fish that only appears on the 1999 site outpost10f. Searching directly for humuhumunukunukuapua'a the friendly tutorial fish will yield no results and can only be found by going to outpost 10f and visiting one of the help popups. In some of outposts files he is referenced as humu.

humuhumunukunukuapua'a the friendly tutorial fish is threatening me and my family

by anonymous December 12, 2020

tubortion

The act of unclogging your bath tub with a wire coat hanger.

Quinn: Honey...the tub is clogged.

Ben: We'd better have a tubortion.

by errntnarcsst November 7, 2009

totoro size

When someone is large, in a manner which is described as chubby , fat , heavy , pudgy or thick , but in a cute cuddly teddy bear kind of way.

At first I wasn't into heavier guys

But then I fell in-love with the totoro size

by Killossal September 1, 2017