Titking

Will Galloway or Grant Kelly

Guy 1: Dude checkit out it's the Titking
Guy 2: I thought Will was the Titking
Guy 3: Hey fuckers did it ever occur to you that they are both Titkings
Guy 1 & 2:(simultainious) OHHHHHHHHHH

by iwishiwastitking May 10, 2010

Thinking cheese

Cheese eaten while looking into the refrigerator to help you decide what you want to make/eat for dinner. Mama June on the TV program Honey Boo Boo first used the phrase.

When I can't decide what I want for dinner it helps to stare into the fridge and eat my thinking cheese.

by BuckyKat August 7, 2014

mother-thinking

When one worries a lot like a mother, very exaggerated. In other words, one always thinks of the worst, like a mother.

Yo, dude stop mother-thinking. It brings bad luck.

Man, I was mother-thinking about this girl, I shouldn't.

by Sebastian Diena November 14, 2011

egoseismic thinking

A way of thinking where a person believes seismic activity in a certain area is based on their physical location.

"We moved from North Carolina to California and there hasn't been an earthquake in California ever since, but there has been one in North Carolina"
"Maybe us coming out here has redirected the epicenter of US earthquakes to where we were from"
"That's egoseismic thinking"

by DyingStar June 12, 2012

Ass Thinking

Low caliber thinking, the opposite of brain thinking like the time you and your jackass friends came up with the idea of jumping on stage at Ozzfest, mooning the crowd, and lighting your farts so it would go viral on Youtube, and it did go viral on Youtube, not because it worked, but because your asses caught fire.

ant. Brain Thinking

Bummer, Dude. Bet that hurts when you sit. Got to tell you, that was some serious ass thinking.

Nice Youtube vid, though.

by Poe toaster February 23, 2013

Createful Thinking

The ability to process the average 50,000 thoughts your brain has every day and put those thoughts to good use.

By using createful thinking a person can write 500 words a day which would be approximately 365 pages or 182,500 words.

by Trailer Park Bob July 19, 2019

Pissful thinking

You think you will get somewhere faster because you have to piss.

*drunk* I think the subway will only take 5 min.

**10 min later**
Well that was pissful thinking.

by Pissant August 23, 2019