Tinder

Tinder is the eugenics program that was created by german scientists in nazi Germany around 1933-1945. The goal of the program was to give breeding rights to certain people with certain traits that were considered superior(such as tall height) in order to create a superior race and at the same time get rid of unwanted races and phenotypes. When world war 2 ended, the allies stole many documents and findings of the german scientists and brought them to america. There, they started to study and improve the eugenics program in order to make it as efficient as possible. They planned to implement the program to the american population while using modern technology such as the internet and smartphones. The eugenics program started officially in 2012 and since then it spread all over the world. The users of the program can create a profile and start seeing profiles of other users on their smartphone. The female users pick the male users with the best traits(around 10% of the userbase) and meet up for sex and various activities. The majority of the male userbase(90%) is unwanted and therefore their genes die out. Tinder is officially a huge success. Human rights organization and various scientists and academics from universities around the world have expressed their concerns about the genocide of the sub8 males but goverments and authorities ignore the problem and many of them in fact support the genocide.

Person 1>Hey man you got any matches on Tinder?
Person 2>Nah man, my genes are inferior, i will never breed!
Person 1>Damn man, that's sad! Just be yourself, go outside and be positive!
Person 2> Thx for the advice Norman!

by IntelligentPerson77 March 7, 2021

Tinkertrain-syndrome

MrTinkertrain is a user on IRC who cannot be identified by any other users on the network but knows who everyone else is.(exception to Admin and higher staff)
This causes 'Tinkertrain-syndrome'

Tinkertrain-syndrome: An IRC virus/infection which effects the curiosity of the victem(s).
Early warning signs of Tinkertrain-syndrome include denial, slight hate and mild begrudging curiosity.
The full blown Tinkertrain-syndrome infection/virus leads to insanity, voilent rage, rage /quit's and excessive pm's begging/pleading to find out the persons identity.


This can be adapted to other nicknames and other users on any network. The first case of this infection/virus was named after the first user not able to be identified.

MrTinkertrain is the original to the Nevitus IRC server. His true identity is still unknown.
Many have fallen in the quest to find it out... God rest their souls.

Warning logs are from the original MrTinkertrain users are advised to read with caution.
(Victems names have been changed)

Public chat example:

*MrTinkertrain joins #lobby
<MrTinkertrain> Hey 'real name of user1' and hey 'real name of user2'
<user1> Hi, who are you?
<user2> Yeah who are?
<MrTinkertrain> A friend.
<user1> No seriously who are you and how do you know my name?
<user1> Does anyone know who MrTinkertrain is?
<user2> No but he knows us....
**user2 cries


Pm example:

<user1> Who are you MrTinkertrain ?
<MrTinkertrain> I'm sorry i have no wish to reveal my true identity.
<user1> Give me a clue?
<MrTinkertrain> No, sorry.
<user1> But you know who -I- am.
<MrTinkertrain> Yes i do.
<user1> So tell me who you are?
<MrTinkertrain> Like i said, I have no wish to reveal my true identity.
<user1> You're user2 arn't you? I knew it!
<MrTinkertrain> You're incorrect.

- 5 mins of silence pass-

<user1> FUCKING TELL ME WHO YOU ARE!
<user1> YOU FUCKING DICK !
<user1> FUCK YOU I DONT CARE ANYMORE

This conversation will repeat over and over again. The user become more and more curious leading to irrational behaviour and other symptoms thus catching Tinkertrain-syndrome.

by N\Bandit. March 27, 2009

Goblin Tinkerer

The little shit in Terraria who takes your weapons and makes them worse. Reforging weapons over and over is a great way to lose money.

I hate the Goblin Tinkerer.

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

tankered

Very drunk from an excess of alcohol. A combination of the words: "tanked" + "hammered" = "tankered".

He had way too many shots - he was hangin' on everyone and slurring his words. That kid was tankered.

by madmary February 25, 2009

tinder bird

A dispensable girl met on Tinder who comes to stay for the weekend after some Tinder IM chat. Generally one of several booked for that weekend, who leave as the next arrives.

"I saw Paul out earlier at Seven's, he was with a Tinder Bird".

by Gavvvvy June 10, 2014

Tindered

To partake in sexual relations with the hoe you met on tinder after the first meeting.

"i got tindered after the date yesterday evening."

by Icubaby75 July 26, 2018

Tinder Fire

When you acquire an STD via a tinder date. Specifically if it burns when you pee.

She gave me tinder fire.

by Coyote461 May 23, 2021