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John! Jono did a timothy in class
by Epsilon_C May 28, 2019
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timethief

The act of annoying someone with pointless conversation, and purposely using up their time.
Usually for the fun or sport of it.
Dude you're being a freaking timethief i have stuff to do.
by TYLER630 May 18, 2008
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timethief

From sales: Someone who will call, email, text, and then call again to determine the parameters of your product or service, only to pick it apart, find the problems and challenges with it, and even go as far as find online complaints about you, your product, or your service...all the while never really intending to close real business with you.

This individual will likely want to schedule conference calls, meetings, or other circle jerk media to ensure even MORE of their friends can hear or see you flop around on the pier like a fish out of water.

Best strategy - DELETE BUTTON!!!
"Hey Tim - Mrs. Jones just called..." "Yeah - I know - she's a total timethief"

See also: time waster, schlub, schmuck, poor execution
by closer1234 October 15, 2011
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by hailtothethief May 21, 2009
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Timothy Jacob

A low life bitch ass nigga that lies about people inboxing him.
by Boss nicca March 7, 2016
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timothy harper

To be awesome, never a follower, all around Thoroughbred
School announcement: " And the MVP of the game goes to "TIMOTHY HARPER", That's 4 games in a row!
by DjTimmyBoy November 6, 2017
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Timothy Beall

You know that guy Timothy Beall? Yea he is the biggest of the gays
by TigerFresh September 28, 2018
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