timbest

When you're so drunk that you crash into a car on the highway, then keep driving and crash into another car, keep driving, park in someone's driveway and start running away from the cops only to get caught.

Dude, I totally timbested last night.

by TimBest February 1, 2009

Timelock

when a person or group hasn't updated their knowledge, fashion or technology since a specific period of history

Parent: "Who are you going to see play tonight?"
Kid: "Frenzal Rhomb"
Parent: "I've never heard of them"
Kid: "That's cause you're timelocked in the 70s"

Dude: "She's wearing leg warmers?"
Girl: "Yeah, she's in a 80s timelock"

by SanSabina January 14, 2013

timberlei

Timberlei is an amazing friend and student. She is nice to everyone and loves to have fun. Don't get on her bad side, or she'll attack you like a llama. Once you get hat, you'll be lucky to keep her

"I wish I had a friend like Timberlei "

by Coral_reef June 3, 2016

Timeless shit

What happens when you bring your phone in to the bathroom

Person 1: where's Dad?
Person 2: hes taking a timeless shit...

by Ur nan 69 August 8, 2017

Timberlee

She is a very kind hearted person that will cuddle/Netflix and matching pjs and oh can’t forget the popcorn! Your very lucky if you date her. She had a beautiful soul and never judges people by there perspective. She can be shy at times but once you get to know her she’s a total crackhead😂 you need a Timberlee!

Oh Timberlee is so nice and sweet!

by Casey Parnell December 29, 2019

timelinebeast

Username for someone who doesn't know their background or where his/her's parents came from, He just thinks of himself as Black when in reality he's just whitewashed, defining his small penis in all his conversations, and eating his own words like a dumbass

Oh my goodness, timelinebeast Shut up you Simp

by YUSEE September 13, 2020

timelxnes

A very large penis Individual with many hoes

Damn timelxnes has so many hoes

by Frisktard April 28, 2021