Wowzers in my trousers

Means getting intensely excited on multiple facets. Either sexually excited or any form of intense excitement.

1. Sasha started stripping and Jim exclaimed Wowzers in my trousers!
2. Justine heard she got tickets to see Maroon 5 and the prospect of her seeing Adam Levine made her say Wowzers in my trousers!

by mja71889 April 4, 2011

Trouser Friendly Kiss

another way of saying fellatio, blowjob, give head etc

Sarah: so what do you want for your birthday?
Ricky: a trouser friendly kiss.
Sarah: a trouser friendl...? eerruuggh ur nasty!
Liz: you can get one from me!

by caramelboy June 30, 2008

Thousandaire

n: one whose wealth is estimated at a thousand or thousands (as of dollars) - thousandaireably adv. - thousandaireable adj.

For such things I suppose my wealth could buy should I try? Actually, I believe the more money I make the better my standards are in places of which I can afford. For the surety I know my game will be what I am at the time, a thousandaire.

by Dear Vigintillionaire family July 10, 2012

beat those

To engage in aggressive copulation, most often using multiple orifices.

"Hey, when you gonna let me beat those?!"

by Bad2DaBone August 25, 2003

those two one guys

How a Native American askes someone if they had seen his drinking buddies.

(speaking in native accent) Hey there have you seen those two one guys? We need to go get us some Budweiser.

by sleeBall September 23, 2008

Trouser sprouts

Pubic hair. Can be refering to a male or female.

Man, I would have gone all the way with her. But her trouser sprouts were out of control.

by J-Marq June 26, 2008

Trouserworm

Penis, especially a very large one.

Person 1: Wow, is Matthew carrying around a roll of quarters in his pocket?

Person 2: No, that's just his trouserworm.

by elementary-son September 7, 2012