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Twisted Teabag

When a man fills someone else's mouth with Twisted Tea and then places his testicles in that person's mouth so they can gargle his balls with the drink. If the man is not satisfied with the performance he will smash the remaining can over the other person's head.
We tried the Twisted Teabag last night, and my girlfriend got a concussion.
by RealCraigles January 12, 2021
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Twisted transistor

The act of finger blasting a female as she inhales a hit of crack cocaine.
Yo, I gave that girl a twisted transistor last night after we picked up some hard.
by Crazy blonde freak February 10, 2022
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uncle twisted

When someone drinks an executive amount of half&half twisted tea and screams at everyone he wants them to get fucked up with a twisted tea box on his head
by Uncle twisted January 13, 2019
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So fucking twisted

When someone refers themselves to being so fucking twisted it means they're absolutely fucking flying. Which is also known as being severely under the influence of drugs. In other words you're very fucking high. Normally this happens after the exhale of a fat pipe of top quality crack cocaine.

Nothing comes close to the feeling of being in the complete state of pure euphoric bliss when exhaling a pipe of crack.

Which is also known as the term "Crackgasm".

This is as close as you're getting to an orgasm, without the pissing about and wasting your valuable time of any sexual activities.

Time is money, stop wasting it.
Smoke a pipe for complete and utter satisfaction!

Now let's play a game of "Pass the crack pipe!"

The aim of the game is to get as twisted as you can. Achieving that, you win the game.

Jay goes first.
Her: "Can I make a pipe please Jamie? Sure you don't mind?"

Him: "Yeah 'course man, you don't need to ask. Just help yourself. I love seeing you so fucking twisted, G."
by WatzCrackaLackinMate August 13, 2019
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Twisted

To get high, usually with the help marijuana (i.e. kind buds).
by Mars Bars 54 October 27, 2010
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twisted sister

the 80s band twisted sister ROCK!!!! they made the song "Where not gonna take it" which is still popular today....
twisted sister are one of the best heavy metal bands from the 80s apart from metallica before they became sell outs with st. anger
by feel the nosie July 25, 2003
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sick twisted son of a bitch

laura knapp is one sick twisted son of a bitch. she eats babies!
by Jesus Mohamed Christ September 4, 2008
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