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Tape Jesus

A formal religion that exists in only certain minds. It is nearly impossible to join because Jesus is part of a clout gang.
Unfortunately, Tape Jesus is unavailable because his cult is worshipping him at the moment.
by Tape Jesus’s Secretary December 22, 2018
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red tape

In the 17th century of the UK, The governments use the red tape to save the official material. This bureaucratic process was bothering them so, gradually RED TAPE began to be used it as a metaphor for formal procedures.
In my opinion, this procedure is too complicated
Let's cut the red tape
by HUHhyun August 7, 2018
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Duct Tape

It'll save your sorry ass during the zombie apocalypse.
Person 1:In the game Dead Rising 2, the protagonist, Chuck Greene uses Duct Tape to combine two chainsaws and a paddle together.

Person 2: Dude! he must kick zombie ass!
by Guile_Sasori December 23, 2011
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KYBO Tape

Toilet paper.

See KYBO (an outhouse or bathroom. Stands for Keep Your Bowels Open.)

Also called Kyb Tape.
Hey, we're out of Kybo Tape.

When you at the store, we need more Kyb tape.
by I made the man January 13, 2019
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Duct Tape

A gift from God.
The biggest miracle known to mankind.
Can fix anything including broken hearts, ripped clothes, and spilled juice.

Can also be used to wax your legs (warning: incredibly painful)
A very versatile product: need to wrap up somebody's dead body- duct tape, spilled water and need to put it back together- duct tape, broke your leg but too broke to go to a doctor- duct tape;
No matter the situation duct tape is always the solution.
Homeboy: Oh crap, I ripped my shirt!
You: Have you tried Duct Tape EXD 6000? I used it to heal the cut on my shoulder the other day, it worked wonders.
by this book is gay June 4, 2018
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Duct tape

possibly the most useful item you could have around your house
That duct tape fixed so many things around my house!
by samthehernando February 25, 2015
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VHS tape

A old video storage methode using magnetic tape most popular in the 80's and 70's.
"Hey, you still got that old VHS tape?"
"Yes, lets experience some nostalgia!"
by martcraft October 31, 2019
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