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computer stooge

Jim used to have a computer, but it crashed one day and now he thinks it's broken for good. He has been offline for 3 years now. What a Computer Stooge!
by rolisk August 4, 2007
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Splooge stooge

One who ejaculates in weird times and places just to attempt to be funny
"Why the fuck is Kevin jerking off into a cup holder over there?"
"Oh that's because Kevin's a splooge stooge. He thinks it's funny to put his semen in very weird spots."
by Ryan_the_retard July 31, 2022
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Bond-Company Stooge

An employee of an insurer or bondsman who tags along on your adventures and is generally a buzz kill. Rarely does such a person ever stick their neck out for someone as they are only concerned with their employers profits.
"I've never seen a bond-company stooge stick his neck out like that." - Steve Zissou
by Stew Knod February 15, 2022
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I got stood up

When someone intentionally ignored you, when he/she promised to meet you, but did not show up at the appointed time. Especially on a date.
It looks like I got stood up or maybe she's just late - I'll wait another 10 minutes.
by Kurt Janoski October 28, 2022
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Stoogie

The word 'Stoogie' is widely used in England and Scotland as the common slang for a 'Cigar'.
SOURCE:
National Newspaper
The Independant
By Guy Adams
Published: 18 July 2006

Isambard Kingdom Brunel's 40-a-day cigar habit is held responsible for some of the greatest triumphs of British engineering.

Unfortunately, it also represents an upturned middle finger towards the politically-correct mandarins of modern academia.

With this in mind, Brunel University has removed the famous stoogie from a new, life-size statue of the eminent Victorian.

The bronze is based on the National Portrait Gallery's iconic photograph of Brunel standing next to the launching chains of his ship, the SS Great Eastern, in 1857.

It was unveiled last week, revealing a close likeness, but - to the annoyance of Brunel fans, historians and the smoking lobby alike - no cigar.
by Alan Drinkwater April 26, 2007
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stook

this is the correct term for the word and in no way should be denied entry into the Urban Dictionary:

past tense for "stood"; it is a combination of 'stood' and 'stuck'. Or past tense for "stuck". Used in Baltimore vocabulary
"She stook up for us!"; "I stook up for you when he bashed you!"; "Man, I stook it to her last night!!"
by Ms. Trina July 21, 2009
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sfoot

To accidentally inhale ash from a pipe while smoking marijuana.
"Shit, I just sfooted."
by Jo June 22, 2003
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