stoob

Stoned, unmotivated, idiot, boring, fiend, clumsy, greedy, selfish, unsociable, silly, lazy friend/person.

But also a word which can be used for lot of different things'.

Stop been such a fuckin "stoob" and come out with your friends' you paranoid blazer.
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Playing a poker machine, you loose all your money "hitting the machine" you fuckin stoob.
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Your stoner friend is doing something so simple and basic yet he cant help but been so clumsy and -re(Short for retard)', "such a stoob".

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Your blazed out friend says something he thinks is quite funny', eeeeeerrr, shaking your head, laughing at his pointless remarks, "fuckin stoob".
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Waiting over-time for pizza to be delivered "where and what the fuck are these stoobs doing with our pizza".

by SteevO in auz June 08, 2009

stoob

excellent,
good quality,
fine

that watch is stoob!

by Peter Evans February 20, 2004

stoob

A cigarette, usually comprised of tobacco, but may contain herbs.

Hey, can I bum a stoob?

by Juan Moe June 12, 2006

stoob

An noun used to refer to a stupid or dumb person. Usually novices in experience. A term used to denote mild mental retardation. A "stupid noob".

Person #1: Really? So he's just going to Taser himself in the crotch?

Person #2: Yup, what a stoob.

by Kordwaly January 26, 2011

stoob

A stupid noob, newbie, nub.

Wow man... you're not just a noob. You're a Stoob!

by DevilishAngel May 01, 2006

stoob

noun- a cigarette

verb- smoke a cigarette

"I'm smokin a stoob"

"I need to go stoob"

"Just stoobin over here"

by itsjustmesmokin January 13, 2012

stoob

stomach boob. a small belly on a man that resembles a boob.

Hey man, have you noticed you are totally getting a stoob? You should probally start drinking light beer.

by dreamerseven February 07, 2010