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Stfoojing 

The act of making out without any movement. The couple simply sits there and engages in movement of the tongue. To stfooj one must never move the lips, head, hands, or body. It is a particularly akward-looking and disgusting act and is certainly NOT advised!
(pronounced: stuh-FOOJ-ing)
Guy #1: Susie and Bob make a pretty cute couple, don't you think?

Guy #2: Ew! No! last night were just stfoojing on the couch for hours.
Stfoojing by Ballsy Mi December 25, 2009
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Stoosing 

1.The spreading of AIDS purposefully on a large scale.
2.To propagate the spread of AIDS by any means necessary
Going into the city for a bit of Stossing this weekend

Guy 1:Big frat party tonight,lots of horny drunk sluts
Guy 2:Want some protection?
Guy 1:Nah Im gunna be stoosing all night

the Doctor was caught Stoosing all his patients and is now going to jail
Stoosing by Term Deposit October 3, 2011
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Stoolinger 

A tool used to move stacks of milk crates in an orderly fashion to prevent stacks from falling in the grocery industry.
The dairy manager used the Stoolinger to move the heavy crates into the milk box with ease.
Stoolinger by King Frozen May 27, 2020

Smoojing 

Like sexting but emojis are used instead of words.
We were smoojing all night.
🍆👅 , 👅🎾🎾 , Then finally 👉🏻👌🏽
Smoojing by @onlydavidbrowm April 6, 2017

Stooling 

The act of thinking while taking a dump.
I have some of my best ideas while stooling..
Stooling by StudyBuddies November 22, 2011

stooping it 

verb - to hang out on ones front steps, porch, or stoop, usually in large quantities, and for long periods of time.
"yo me and chalky were stooping it up at j-dubs"
stooping it by jimbotron3 November 11, 2006

Stooping 

Post covid economic term given to street scavenging for household goods. See also freeganism

People throw out perfectly good stuff and neighbors can pick them up off the street. It’s basically what people have always done, but now it’s on Instagram.
"I picked up this cute table whilst stooping in Queens"

"Darling, let's upload these kid's books to @stoopingNYC then we will have space for more plants"

"I found this great console table on an insta stooping page, it's going to make a great bar."

"Stooping items in the neighborhood saved me thousands of dollars when furnishing my apartment."
Stooping by Floss and Chardonnay September 14, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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