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Stanley Steemer

Related to the Cleveland Steamer, the Stanley Steemer is when a male craps on his female lovers bush, then proceeds to sit down and rocks back and forth and "steam cleans" the carpet.
My girlfriends carpet needed cleaning, so I called up Stanley Steemer and he delivered!
by CaptainCarl April 7, 2008
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Stanley Pines

A character from the cartoon Gravity Falls.
He is an old man who's favorite hobbies are shoplifting, vandalism, and watching T.V.
Stan is sometimes referred to as either "Grunkle Stan" or "Hunkle Stan" because of moments in episodes such as "Scaryoke" when he suddenly appeared, fighting off zombies like the awesome Grunkle he is, in which some fans of the show gave him the name "Hunkle"
He is also the twin brother of Stanford Pines, otherwise known as the man who completely ruined the entire show and I don't like him no more- but that's another story...or..definition.
Stanley Pines is not allowed on airplanes.
Oh wait, no that was when he stole his brother, Stanford's name.
Sorry Stanford, looks like you won't be leaving America for a while...
by Mrs.Pines September 13, 2016
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Accrington Stanley

A football team in which no one has heard of - how ironic.
Boy: "Accrington Stanley, who are they?"
Other Boy: "Exactly"
by FootballMAD November 2, 2008
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Dirty Stanley

When you sleep in the same bed as your sister and accidentally get her pregnant.
Wayne pulled a dirty Stanley, bet the kids gonna come out weird.
by Covidking April 19, 2020
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south stanley

Stanley. A little town in Newcastle. Full of chavs and geordies. Full of stoners and alcoholics
Aye that shithole south stanley that’s where I live
by I live in stanley May 3, 2018
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The Full Stanley

A full Stanley is preferably performed by a gay Jewish midget or dwarf. It happens when an unsuspecting male (full sized) leans over a bar to give dap to the bartender and the little person reaches up and cups his balls with his little hands. It's ok if he is not Jewish, but he should be gay and small.
That dude just got the Full Stanley on his way out the bar. Man, that little dude is fucked up.
by Full Stanley November 29, 2011
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Stapley

Secret word for kinky. Use it with your friends and confuse the hell out of your mom!
Guy 1: Damn, I heard that girl is so kinky
Guy 2: Bro!? My mom is right over there!
Guy 3: Its STAPLEY when you're around parents dude!
by AngryMexi January 21, 2019
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