Soggy Squirel

To find road kill, preferably but not necessarily a squirrel (it is more about the act than it being a squirrel) and then bring it home, urinate on it and insert it into the vagina of a sex partner during the act of intercourse.

"Jesus, Judy, stop the car!!! Look at the size of that dead squirrel at the on the side of the road!" "Oh my god Randy, my vagina is self lubricating at the thought of you pissing on it and inserting it into my hot, sopping hole. I think I am gonna come just thinking about getting that soggy squirel." "I'll put it in the trunk so that we can bring it home Judy."

by madmarkfromthetdot June 13, 2007

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squirell man

Hairy-ass man with tiny ass dick. Also likes to play bass and makeout with underage chicks. Also known as petifile.

"whats that hairy monster making out with my baby!"
"oh thats just Squirell Man"

by imsohairy February 24, 2009

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Squireing

To Squire . The act of sleeping on a gurney or other such bed in a vehicle while said vehicle is in motion.

I Squired it all the way from town. I was Squireing all the way from town.

by the code 3 club May 1, 2015

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sweetness squared

Also seen as (sweetness)^2. Commonly used to describe anything of kick-ass magnitude or greater. It's strength lays in its versatility, ex: That is (sweetness)^3 --sweetness cubed, or You suck, your (sweetness)^-1 --the reciprocal of sweetness, call someone that and they will run back to mommy like a baby not yet weaned off the tit.

(sweetness)^n
where sweetness is something of much sweet, and 'n' is any rational number.

by Jfizzy May 31, 2003

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