Spooner

Noun-An individual who can dish it out, but is characteristically incapable of taking it; Someone who readily makes fun of or criticizes others, usually with the goal of obtaining peer approval. Upon receiving accusations or judgement, an insecure spooner will break down emotionally, apologize profusely, or even go into hiding.

1. That dude is such a spooner! He talked so tough, but when I called him out to fight, he left the party.

2. Ann: "Did you see Kay's facebook post yesterday?"

Bree: "Yeah! She was so mean to Joe that it pissed off everybody and when they all commented, she deleted her profile. What a SPOONER!"

by HottPinkMama September 18, 2012

spooked

1. Not quite high, but almost. (Marijuana)
2. The feeling when your high seems to fade.

"Ey are you faded?"
"Nah, I'm just spooked."

by Ben Doverr November 5, 2007

a spooner

a spooner is someone who thinks their a smarty pants but isn't. they are jokers but idiots.

ugh that james kid is such a spooner.

by Mr. Spooner :) March 22, 2021

spooner

Mild term used for a foolish or silly person. I have only ever heard this used in Devon, England. Hardly urban...

You dropped it in the sink? You total spooner!

by l42emmings September 4, 2005

Swooned

What a vagina does when it can't hold in the moisture anymore. The lips spread open and gush out an abundance creamy goodness.

So Jake sent me a pic of his abs today. I swooned all over myself!

by Negative55 January 3, 2016

Oklahomo Spooners

A fun term for people who hate the Oklahoma Sooners to call them.

Guy 1: Man, I love those Oklahoma Sooners!
Guy 2: Sorry, mate, but you must be mistaken. It's the Oklahomo Spooners I believe you're speaking of.

by silverballer95 August 25, 2009

Spoonerific

Adj: Describes a person that is a true Vermonter, doesn't care what you think, makes Saturday drinks on Mondays, and tries to give you academic advice while drinking. Overall a great person.

Nick was spoonerific when he came over last Monday.

How are you doing? "I am SPOONERIFIC!"

by Melissa Ross January 23, 2009