Splootounks

The sound a large piece of shit makes as it comes into contact with the toilet bowl's water, thus resulting in a splash of shit juice onto the off loader's buttcheeks.

Man! After that doubles and Ritual's I really had a case of the splootounks!

by Dr. Flatulence Ph.D January 3, 2017

Twat splot

When your male freind is alseep you run over to the bed and smake your vagina on his face backwards.

Be carefull to make sure the bed is not to bouncy when you twat splot or you might hurt your self.I did

by Kekeda1 July 31, 2009

Court sport

A really kind person who rules at sports that take place on any type of court. ( tennis, basketball,volleyball ect.) They are pretty awesome people to know.

Me: what's up court sport?

Court sport: Nothin much just ballin on the court.

by Casween July 21, 2013

SPLORCH

A weird alien-like egg-laying dildo

Randall's mother found his splorch and couldn't help but wonder how he obtained such a weird novelty.

DUDE YOU OWN A SPLORCH? WHERE ARE IT'S EGGS??

by IndianTroll December 5, 2016

Old Sport

Dave says this a lot in Dayshift at Freddy's. Sometimes even 'sportsy'.

"Hey there, Old Sport! I am definetly not a child murderer or anything"

by montussylover February 9, 2022

Sport Douche

Anyone who thinks that Gatorade ar any other "sports drink" can make them perform better.

"this powerade really makes me stronger"

dude, you're such a "Sport Douche"

by Roids of Melbourne October 13, 2009

sport dating

Constant, uninterrupted dating of individuals with no intention of becoming involved in a second date or relationship. Often used to practice for other anticipated dates, or to garner free food and drinks.

I went out with Jen, had fun, and I never heard from her again. Dave and Bill told me the same story. Damn ... she's a professional in sport dating.

by Nman September 18, 2006