splam

Spiced Lamb, by analogy to Spam. Often served in pitta bread, as a splam kebab

I'll have splam, eggs, splam, splam and splam

by pro-nun-see-A-shun November 6, 2003

Splap

The noise of a turd emitted by the anal cavity of any fat person hitting the toilet water, creating splashback.

I can hear Laura splapping from here!

Laura does enjoy a good splap.

SPLAP ON YOUR FACE.

I have splapped everywhere.

Laura splaps three times a day.

Laura smells a bit splappy.

by Splap-master Splap February 1, 2009

slampiece

A fairly attractive female "piece" that you can "slam" in any particular way you'd like to. Commonly referred to as SLUT.

"Shes a slampiece bro! Last night I was skull fucking her and then I blew my load in her fucken eye."

by Fred November 14, 2003

slampa

originally derived from the swedish term for whore it is now widely used in blogging circles and fanpages as an affectionate term for fans of the swedish actor/director Alexander Skarsgard (eric Northman of HBOs True Blood)

welcome to my fansite fellow slampas

by jennay81 December 15, 2010

Slamputee

The beating from one lacking limbs.

Damn, James Joyce! If you didn't eat him that fast, that guy woulda went Slamputee on yo' ass... Fosheezie!

by THe Funk Trunk Blumpkin Explosion (REKANYZE!) October 19, 2002

Splap

The act of ejaculating into a hand and then slapping someone across the face with it.

I splapped the bitch across the face.

by THe NoMaD May 2, 2015

Slampig

They originate from the north shore: East Boston, Revere, Saugus, Lynn, Stoneham, Melrose, Wakefield...etc. Sometimes they migrate to bars, clubs and lounges in Boston. Maybe even in a club near you! These sluts are usually drunk, full of diseases, really dumb, scantily clad with skimpy imitation name brand shit, dirty looking but really hot all at the same time. And they say stupid shit like "Woo!" and "Biyatch!" and "I'm not drunk!" a lot. And they'll fuck you, your boy, his boy and his dad all in the same night while claiming to be a female player, not a ho. And they live in denial of what they really are. And if you didn't fuck her, you know somebody who did.

We were at one of our spots the other night and there weren't any decent girls there so I got drunk and fucked this slampig!

I can't believe he kissed her! That girl is a straight slampig! He definitely got something now.

That slampig tossed my salad. And I didn't even ask her to!

by Boston's Nasty T December 16, 2008